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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Mike [as townsfolk], Strickland and others in “The Touch of Satan”

[In Jody's 19th-century dream, a mob of townspeople gathers with torches and pitchforks, chanting "Burn the witch!"]

MAMike [as townsfolk]

Oh, and "go Packers" too, but mostly burn the witch.

. . .

[Father Strickland is reading from the Bible (Job) to his family.]

SStrickland

"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..."

SAServo [as Strickland]

...said Madeleine.

SStrickland

"...and the number of years is hidden to the oppressor..."

CACrow [as Strickland]

Tsch. Bunch of crap.

SStrickland

"A dreadful sound is in his ears."

MAMike [as Strickland]

It's Paula Cole, I think.

SStrickland

"In prosperity, the destroyer shall come upon him."

[Strickland sees Lucinda fidgeting.]

SStrickland

What is it, child?

YLYoung Lucinda

I thought I heard something.

SStrickland

Pay attention to the word of God.

SAServo [as Strickland]

For He loves you, and He may KILL you if you don't.

SStrickland

"Yea..."

CACrow [as Strickland]

"...team!"

SStrickland

"...the light of the wicked shall be put out..."

MAMike [as Strickland]

"...by ten-thirty…"

SStrickland

"...and the spark of his fire shall not shine."

SAServo [as Daughter]

Just take the old-fashioned photo, Dad!

. . .

[The mob of townspeople approaches the house, still chanting "Burn the witch!"]

SMrs. Strickland

What is it, David?

It's people saying "Burn the witch". Are you deaf?

Papa, what is it?

[irritated] People saying "Burn the witch"! Do you have any deductive powers at all?

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