Scenes with Jody 3
[Jody chats with a gas station attendant, a small-town oddball cliché on two feet.]
AAttendant
That'll be six dollars, even.
CACrow [as Attendant]
Oh, and an extra dollar for the aliens in my head.
. . .
AAttendant
See, the way I got it figured, this job was done by one of them fromokaidal maniacs, and we ain't got none of them around here.
. . .
JJody
Yeah, well, nobody needs a fromokaidal maniac hanging around.
[Jody drives off.]
SAServo [as Attendant]
Is that right? I should check my dictionotomy.
[Lengthy pause]
CACrow [as Jody]
You can take your time, it's a tough question.
JJody
Oh, does your father mind if people skip rocks across his pond?
SAServo [as Melissa]
As long as you don't hit his favorite frog.
[Another pause]
I don't think he's mentioned it before. That your car?
SAServo [as Melissa]
Mind if I skip rocks across it?
[Jody catches up to Melissa, who stares out over the creek.]
This is where the fish lives.
[Mike and the Bots snicker loudly]
SAServo [as Melissa]
'Cuz this is where the fish lives.
I felt like it. I really wanted to fly, but I couldn't do that, so I ran.
[A pause.]
MAMike [as Jody]
You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?
[Jody and Melissa draw together in a serious kiss.]
CACrow [as Jody]
This is where my tongue lives.
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