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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Attendant, Crow [as Attendant] and others in “The Touch of Satan”

[Jody chats with a gas station attendant, a small-town oddball cliché on two feet.]

AAttendant

That'll be six dollars, even.

CACrow [as Attendant]

Oh, and an extra dollar for the aliens in my head.

. . .

AAttendant

See, the way I got it figured, this job was done by one of them fromokaidal maniacs, and we ain't got none of them around here.

. . .

Yeah, well, nobody needs a fromokaidal maniac hanging around.

[Jody drives off.]

SAServo [as Attendant]

Is that right? I should check my dictionotomy.

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