The Great Vorelli, Hugo and others in “Devil Doll”

Well, Hugo, what are you going to do to entertain the audience tonight?

Anything you say, my dear Vorelli; except that kind of thing.

What do you mean?

Simply that you are laughing while I am talking.

And what's wrong with that?

Oh, it's an old ventriloquist trick; they're all doing it now, it's corny.

Perhaps we can show the audience a variation of it then.

Tom Servo

[as Vorelli] Min-wax, Hugo?

[noticing Vorelli drinking a glass of wine] Give me some wine. I want some wine.

A dummy? Drinking wine?

[as Vorelli] Spodie-odie?

Don't be ridiculous!

I want some! Give it to me! I know what wine is! I've had wine before. I want some wine! Why shouldn't I have some wine?

Mike

[as Hugo] All I want is my fair share! All I want is what's coming to me!

You are a dummy, Hugo.

[as the audience claps] The Puppet-Haters' Club will be right back!