Caroline quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Catherine, I'm scared!

Don't worry, we're with you.

We're doomed, but with you.

Servo

Do you think she understands she's trapped under the ice? Oooh, let's watch.

Oh, hi there.

Oh, she's in a heated pool.

Actually the safest place to be in an avalanche.

Servo

Camera guy is drowning, don't mind him.

[as he and Caroline get into an argument] What's going on here? I only asked you to dance!

You didn't ask me to dance, you told me to dance!

Servo

Crazy on you!

You've got to run the whole show, you panic if you haven't got complete control! It's always the same thing! I've got to the point where I didn't even know what I felt about anything!

I just want to be with you! What's wrong with wanting to be with you, or you wanting to be with me?!

You stifle me! I- I need some space! I need some room! I've gotta make my own decisions! Just leave me alone.

I don't want to leave you alone!

Well, that's a problem I can solve.

Get a second divorce!