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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Bix, Carrie's Father and others in “The Girl in Lovers Lane”

[Bix tries to convince a mob led by the distraught father of Carrie that he didn't actually kill the girl]

I wouldn't hurt her; I loved her!

CSCarrie's Father

You loved her?! [throws a punch to Bix's jaw]

[as Carrie's Father] That's great!

CSCarrie's Father

She tied you down; that's what you said- I heard you myself!

[sarcastically] Carrie's dad really shines in a crisis.

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