[one of Antinea's soldiers asks for forgiveness after his men were overpowered by Hercules' son Hylas and Timoteo who rescued Ismene]
You're right; it won't happen again.
[as Antinea] Because you're fired!
[as a pit of acid opens in the floor] Not the commode!
I knew it; death by chocolate.
[begging] No; don't kill me!
[as soldier] Don't make me take a bath!
[as the soldier is forced into the pit] You can't do that; I have tubes in my ears! You're gonna get in trouble so bad! Whoa!
It'll kill him, but it'll do wonders for his arthritis.
[as soldier; in the pit gurgling] Is it too late to request a last meal? [the soldier is soon reduced to corroded skeletal remains]
Another Jenny Craig success story.
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