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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Great Guidance, Servo [as Ro-Man] and others in “Robot Monster”

[Ro-Man shows signs of weakness before his boss, the Great Guidance.]

GGGreat Guidance

To think for yourself is to be like the hu-man!

SAServo [as Ro-Man]

Me-man?

Yes. [distressed] To be like the hu-man! To laugh… feel… want… Why are these things not in The Plan?!

GGGreat Guidance

You are an extension of the Ro-Men, and a Ro-Man you will remain. Now I set you into motion. One -- destroy the girl. Two -- destroy the family. Fail, and I will destroy you.

JAJoel [as Ro-Man]

Uh, what's number three? Do I get a choice?

SAServo [as Great Guidance]

Do not violate ape law!

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