Mark quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

I don't know what to do.

You're taking all this too seriously. After all now, what's childbirth? Just a sexy bellyache.

Joel

Is it?

Oh God, this one's king-sized!

Honey, I'm sorry.

It's too late for that.

What's there to be sorry about? I wanna hatch him out. I'm tired of being his big fat private incubator.

Well, just hold on for a little while longer. We'll be out of this. This guy's a hell of a pilot.

According to Craigslist.

Better be a hell of an obstetrician.

No... just hold it in, please?

Yeah, there's gotta be a rest stop around here, somewhere.

By the way, what happened to Mr. Airplane? You know, what's his name? Herric?

Tony Herric. He found himself a saloon, and a girl. I think I'm gonna join him.

What?!

Never seen such mixed up architecture. It almost looks like the backside of a movie lot.

That's it! A movie lot, big deal.

Yeah, of course.

That explains everything.

The people in the costumes, the... the cables coming from underneath the lampposts...

This guy who keeps yelling at me to act better.

But I don't see any- any cameras, Tony.

Friend, all I want is the exit.

One of these warp pipes should get us out of here.

Ah, to hell with it, all I want's my plane.

Servo

All I want's the end credits.

Look, isn't it about time?

Servo

Uh-oh...

That you face reality?

Joel

Oh, apt thing to say to a new mom.

Reality? What reality?

You're soaking in it.

That either I'm in some kind of a nightmare from which I can't want up, or if what you say is true, then... then I'm part of a human zoo.

Servo

You make it sound so metal.

I'd rather be in that nightmare.

Joel

This is why you talk about human zoos before you get married.

In a zoo? Were we so free before? Was I, the nine to five routine year after year?

But Mark, to live like an animal under the eye of-

Since when haven't I been under an eye?

As a child.

As a child, hell, first, first there was school, then there was the army, then after the army, the job.

Then came army school.

When hadn't there been some kind of eye watching over me? Stop tearing yourself apart over a world that doesn't even exist anymore.

Servo

The end!

Be grateful for this one. Well what's the matter with this place?

Dull.

The walk? Keeps out meanness and hate.

Joel

And entertainment.

Yeah, even the bomb.

Whoa, that's heavy.

They're walking dead!

Well, we're not they. We don't eat what they eat. Look, we know what we're doing.

We're chill.

We can live out our lives here, Cath, and by ourselves in perfect health and perfect security.

Thanks to ADT.

Well what's wrong with that?

I... I look up there... and I think to myself...

What a bubbleful world!