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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 13

Mark, Catherine and others in “The Bubble”

[as Catherine enters labor]

I don't know what to do.

You're taking all this too seriously. After all now, what's childbirth? Just a sexy bellyache.

Is it?

Oh God, this one's king-sized!

Honey, I'm sorry.

It's too late for that.

What's there to be sorry about? I wanna hatch him out. I'm tired of being his big fat private incubator.

Well, just hold on for a little while longer. We'll be out of this. This guy's a hell of a pilot.

SAServo [as Mark]

According to Craigslist.

Better be a hell of an obstetrician.

No... just hold it in, please?

JAJoel [as Mark]

Yeah, there's gotta be a rest stop around here, somewhere.

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