Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotesLLinda
[in disgust as the crew refuses to search further for her love, Tang] I hate you; I hate all of you!
Jeez, don't say hi then!
In 4 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (2)
Scenes with Linda 4
[during a radio show]
LLinda
And now, a special message for those naughty boys and girls who took the institute's mummy. Here's my in-studio guest, our own Professor Douglas McCadden.
CCrow
Wow, hot show.
DDouglas
Thank you very much, Linda. To whom it may concern...
CCrow
[as Douglas] GIVE IT BACK, GIVE IT BACK, YOU SONS OF-!!!
[Linda puts the found watch up against her ear.]
MAMike [as Linda]
The rats put in a new crystal!
LLinda
It still runs.
SAServo [as John Cameron Swayze]
John Cameron Trade-Rat.
[Linda begins stripping during the interview]
LLinda
Shall I dance for you?
CCrow
Yes! For God's sakes, yes!
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