Fu Manchu quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

This is Fu Manchu.

In the tropical waters of the south Atlantic, my hand stretches out to turn water into ice...

Oh, he's a refrigerator.

And thus, turn safety into the deadliest peril.

Joel

Kinda like a Corvair, huh?

In a few moments, the proof of my mastery will be complete.

But first, this word from Maxwell House.

Joel

Oh, they stole this from a Titanic movie. Look.

Lucy must be around here somewhere. "Ahhh, Ricky, I hit an iceberg, ahhh!"

[as the passengers panic] Women, children, spacemen, Indians, and sort of idealized representations of 16th-century Flemish merchants first.

And now, back to our Channel 9 movie, The Poseidon Adventure.

Servo

[in a gurgled voice] At quarter to twelve, a main hatchway gave in, they said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya!"

Servo

[in a gurgled voice] There's got to be a morning after... And there she goes! Yay!

Well, that made no sense.

This is Fu Manchu...

And I'm an alcoholic.

Joel

Hi Fu.

What's wrong with that man?

Nothing at all!

There is nothing wrong with him, doctor, he is in perfect physical condition.

Servo

I'll say.

And unlike Professor Heracles, his heart is as sound as a bell.

Joel

Bong!

Do you not agree, doctor, that Professor Heracles should have that splendid heart?

But that man is not dead or dying!

He's only mostly dead!

... he will die, for the sake of science.

And for your sake also.

I need Heracles to complete my plans. I need him alive, conscious, coherent.

Servo

I wish this MOVIE WERE CONSCIOUS AND COHERENT!!!