[as Fu Manchu reveals an unconscious man he wants Dr. Kessler to operate on]
What's wrong with that man?
Nothing at all!
There is nothing wrong with him, doctor, he is in perfect physical condition.
I'll say.
And unlike Professor Heracles, his heart is as sound as a bell.
Bong!
Do you not agree, doctor, that Professor Heracles should have that splendid heart?
Joel [as Kessler] [flustered] Uh, if it comes with that beefy chest!
But that man is not dead or dying!
He's only mostly dead!
... he will die, for the sake of science.
And for your sake also.
I need Heracles to complete my plans. I need him alive, conscious, coherent.
I wish this MOVIE WERE CONSCIOUS AND COHERENT!!!
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