In the tropical waters of the south Atlantic, my hand stretches out to turn water into ice...
Oh, he's a refrigerator.
And thus, turn safety into the deadliest peril.
Kinda like a Corvair, huh?
In a few moments, the proof of my mastery will be complete.
But first, this word from Maxwell House.
[footage of the Titanic is shown]
Oh, they stole this from a Titanic movie. Look.
...
[the ship hits the iceberg]
Lucy must be around here somewhere. "Ahhh, Ricky, I hit an iceberg, ahhh!"
...
[as the passengers panic] Women, children, spacemen, Indians, and sort of idealized representations of 16th-century Flemish merchants first.
...
[as the ship continues to sink]
And now, back to our Channel 9 movie, The Poseidon Adventure.
[in a gurgled voice] At quarter to twelve, a main hatchway gave in, they said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya!"
...
[as the ship finishes sinking]
[in a gurgled voice] There's got to be a morning after... And there she goes! Yay!
Well, that made no sense.
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