Buzz Turner quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Wanna come? We could dance!

Don't hit me!

No thanks... well... I mean I've got a lot of reading to do. You know, that big history essay...

But that's not due for two weeks!

I know Jeanie... but I...

...I gotta finish my letter to Jodie Foster.

Nah, I better get upstairs, and... do the reading.

All right, dear. Oh, and Buzz...?

This time, don't make so much noise when you "read."

Mr. B what?

Natural! Shouldn't be surprised, boy. Whether you know it, or not, you sent for me. When you reached for that music over there to make you feel better, I got your message. You awakened me!

Damn!

You mean you've been hiding here in my room all that time, and I never even noticed?

No boy, I don't mean that! I mean, you awaken the spirit of music inside you! That's me! Your spirit of music! That's my name, boy! B Natural!

This is so complicated.

You like music?

Sure sounds like fun, and I'd like to have some of it too!

Yeah, first taste is free, kid.