Noel quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

3 quotes

Noel

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes

In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (2)

Scenes with Noel 3

NNoel

At the risk of sounding nuts...

CACrow [as Noel]

I've replaced my toes with grapes.

[Noel takes Yuri outside after Yuri drunkenly hits on Natalie.]

NNoel

Yuri! What the hell is the matter with you?

CACrow [as Noel]

You are married to me!

[In the lab, a grandmother-like Noel (Richard Lynch) stalls English-impaired Natalie.]

What are you hiding from me, Noel? Tell me the truth!

SAServo [as Noel]

[in Grandma voice] You can't handle the truth, deary!

NNoel

In due time, you'll know everything.

Well, maybe then it's too late!

Wow! The future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.