Cameron quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Just a few moments ago, Petro was a man; a harmless good-natured man. Look at him now!

Servo

[as Cameron] Now Bingo is his name-oh!

[of wolf-man Petro] Now he's his own best friend!

There are institutions for madmen-

Servo

[as Professor] Like the Pentagon!

-And we'll see to it you're confined in one!

Servo

[as the visions vanish] You would think since that was his imagination, he'd at least have them be afraid of him.

We shall see, gentlemen; we shall see...

Joel

Next comes the Ghost of Christmas Present.

[to Prof. Fitzgerald] I could give you an injection that would grant you the strength of ten men.

[as Cameron] ...And their hair.

Or- following the line of evolution- how about a pair of donkey's ears? Ha! Something more fitting your level of intelligence!

Joel

[sarcastically] Oh, nice quip; really tagged 'em there.

[snapped out of a trance towards Lenore by Dr. Cameron] I don't know what's come over me; I must have a touch of Swamp Fever.

That's very likely. Now off to bed; I'll get something for it.

Servo

I had a Marsh Rash once.

[in terror] Petro; stay back!

Servo

[as Petro steps forward to strangle Cameron] I'll show you how the choke chain feels!

Joel

And it don't feel good.