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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Dr. Cameron, Crow and others in “The Mad Monster (movie)”

[to Prof. Fitzgerald] I could give you an injection that would grant you the strength of ten men.

[as Cameron] ...And their hair.

Or- following the line of evolution- how about a pair of donkey's ears? Ha! Something more fitting your level of intelligence!

[sarcastically] Oh, nice quip; really tagged 'em there.

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