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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Professor, Servo and others in “The Mad Monster (movie)”

[as Cameron hallucinates his old academic colleagues berating his werewolf experiments]

PProfessor

There are institutions for madmen-

Servo

[as Professor] Like the Pentagon!

PProfessor

-And we'll see to it you're confined in one!

Servo

[as the visions vanish] You would think since that was his imagination, he'd at least have them be afraid of him.

CCameron

We shall see, gentlemen; we shall see...

Joel

Next comes the Ghost of Christmas Present.

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