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Joel Robinson quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Played by Joel Hodgson · 542 quotes · page 37 of 37

Joel Robinson

4th most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 542 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (294), Crow T. Robot (271), Narrator (42)

Scenes with Joel Robinson 438

[David is seen flying a plane in a dream that sputters and dies in midair without falling]

You know, if you die in a dream, you die in real life.

JAJoel [as David]

[while David pulls out a big wrench and works on the propeller] No! Not like this, not today! I'm only nine! I never even finished that chapter I mentioned earlier!

[the airplane revs up again]

Eh, still more reliable than flying with Spirit Airlines.

Dreams don't seem to make much sense, do they?

Nope!

[as David is seen sleeping again] That's because the brain is resting along with the body...

JAJoel [as David]

432, 433- oh, I did 433 twice. Gotta start over. 1, 2...

There's plenty of time for breakfast, too. Breakfast is an important meal that shouldn't be missed. If you usually go to bed early enough, you usually wake up early, too. You can start the day in a pleasant, unhurried way. It's more fun for you that way and more fun for the rest of the family, too. David and Martha enjoy their mornings.

SAServo [as Narrator]

It's the last daylight they'll see before descending into the mines.

Joel

[David and Martha leave the table] "Well, gotta run, mom and dad, but this has been pleasant and unhurried."

Seriously though! This film started with a baby!

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