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Mystery Science Theater 3000

Crow, Joel [as David] and others in “Sleep for Health”

[David is seen flying a plane in a dream that sputters and dies in midair without falling]

You know, if you die in a dream, you die in real life.

JAJoel [as David]

[while David pulls out a big wrench and works on the propeller] No! Not like this, not today! I'm only nine! I never even finished that chapter I mentioned earlier!

[the airplane revs up again]

Eh, still more reliable than flying with Spirit Airlines.

Dreams don't seem to make much sense, do they?

Nope!

[as David is seen sleeping again] That's because the brain is resting along with the body...

JAJoel [as David]

432, 433- oh, I did 433 twice. Gotta start over. 1, 2...

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