CCrow
Well, it shouldn't drink so much coffee!
“It Lives by Night” · Season 10
In this episode: Mike Nelson (4), Crow T. Robot (3), Tom Servo (2)
[Cathy Beck groans as Dr. Kipling prepares a huge hypodermic needle for her husband.]
MAMike [as Kipling]
Posed like this in Playgirl, only without my pants!
[Kipling and his staff finally stop John Beck's seizure from the rabies vaccine.]
MAMike [as Kipling]
Um... do you have any drug allergies?
[Cathy tracks down Dr. Kipling on the ski slopes.]
CCathy
Dr. Kipling?
SAServo [as Cathy]
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi's waiting for you.
. . .
KDr. Kipling
Mrs. Beck...
MAMike [as Kipling]
...you're a loser, baby.
[Man-bat Beck closes the barn door and stumbles around in the dark.]
CCrow
Leave the door closed? What, were you born in a house?
[Cathy, now apparently a bat as well, walks back into the caves to join her husband]
CCrow
Now, wait a minute... how did she turn into a bat? The only contact she had with him was in the hotel and...
[Pause]
CCrow
[horrified] ...Oh, my god.
[disgusted] GAH!
[They rush out of the theater]
CCrow
OH MY GOD! I get the shower first!
No, me first!
Urgh!
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