Blood waters, huh? Guess Dr. Z had a little kidney problem.
“Blood Waters of Dr. Z” · Season 10
In this episode: Mike Nelson (4), Crow T. Robot (3), Tom Servo (3), Narrator (1)
[Close-up of some unidentifiable part of a fish.]
Please enjoy a fish anus.
[Mad narrator Dr. Leopold discusses how the walking catfish moves.]
Forward progress is made with a snake-like slither and a vigorous thrashing of the tail.
CACrow [as Narrator]
...like Courtney Love.
[Leopold the fish monster attacks a swimming beauty in a bikini.]
He's a Cop-a-feel-acanth.
[INPIT agent Martha Walsh begins to strip out of her jumpsuit.]
Mike, how come you don't look like this in your jumpsuit?
CCrow
A-are you sure you're buying the right kind of jumpsuit?
Hmmm...
[Dr. Leopold lumbers into town after having turned himself into a half-man, half-catfish monster.]
[excited] Oh! Oh! Oh! You know who they need to take care of him? Huh? Do you know? Huh? Do you know? Catfish Hunter, that's who! Ha ha ha!
[unimpressed] Hmm... that doesn't really work for me. See, the guy changed his name.
CCrow
Yeah, to Catfish Chapstick, so the joke doesn't work.
[deflated] Oh... but it was a good joke! Wordplay like that doesn't come around so often.
But it only works if you get the correct, current name.
[disappointed] So the joke doesn't work? Sheesh...
. . .
Tom, are... are you sulking?
[angrily] No!
Yes you are, look--look, I'm sorry. It was a good joke...
CCrow
No! No it wasn't, Mike, 'cause his name is Catfish Chapstick...
Ssshh! He's suffered enough.
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