Smolder quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Sandbar

Hey, this reminds me of another story! "The Time I Almost Spilled Grape Juice on the White Couch"!

Smolder

Does it have a depressing ending?

Ocellus

I'm not sure pony stories work that way.

Yona

Gallus want Yona braid feathers?

Gallus

Uhhh... pass.

Silverstream

[singing proudly] Hearth's Warming Eve is here once again!

Smolder

It isn't just another friendship school. It's a university!

Ocellus

It says they teach the same lessons of competing schools in half the time. That's twice the learning!

Gallus

And it's in Las Pegasus? If Professor Rarity lets us skip her sewing class – road trip!

Smolder

So even though you don't like any of the same stuff, you two are friends again?

Heh. Always. I think we just needed a teensy reminder.

Rainbow Dash

Yeah. We don't have to love the exact same things to have fun together. I mean, imagine if we did! How boring would that be?

When we give each other a chance to share the different things we enjoy, it can be surprisingly wonderful!

Ohhh! Aren't you just the most adorable thing? Come join us.

Smolder

No. On so many levels. No.

Seems like she's afraid to be cute and adorable, doesn't it?

Or maybe she's just afraid to admit she likes being cute and adorable.

Mm-hmm!

Smolder

Just this once. [clears throat, cute voice] May I have some tea, please?

Gallus

Any other dragon or griffon would save themselves and get out of this crazy cave.

Smolder

Guess we aren't just any dragon or griffon anymore.

Gallus

Guess not.

Spike

I just don't understand why none of your advice is helping.

Smolder

Because she's teaching you to fly like a pony instead of a dragon.

Spike

What's the difference?

Smolder

Well, we don't have feathers, for starters.

Spike

You pretended to be my dad?

Don't look at me like that, kid. I did what any dragon would do.

Smolder

No, you didn't.

Hey. I saw an opportunity, and I took it. That's what dragons do. We take what we want.

Smolder

No, it isn't.

You know what? I don't need this. I'm outta here! Enjoy loving pony town!

I'm taking this pillow!

Smolder

It's just kind of weird, isn't it?

Cozy Glow

I don't know what you mean.

Smolder

Like, why'd she change her mind? Why did Starlight write a note instead of saying goodbye to us herself? Doesn't make any sense.

Cozy Glow

[giggles] Oh, Smolder, you forget. We're not scheming dragons. We're ponies. Sounds like some creature needs to do a little extra friendship homework.

Smolder

[growls]

Gallus

You get the feeling Cozy's trying too hard to make us like her?

Ocellus

Or maybe she just wants to help us keep our minds off of how scary it is that magic's disappearing.

Smolder

I don't trust her. What's she up to behind those big eyes and bouncy curls?

Ocellus

If Sandbar's turned his back on us, every other pony probably has, too.

Yona

Sandbar not turn his back! Sandbar is our friend!

Smolder

Uh, did you miss the part where he said he didn't want anything to do with us?

Silverstream

Maybe he just said that so one of us could be free to snoop around and figure out what's going on.

Sandbar

I don't know. That sounds too clever for a pony to come up with.