Sludge quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Hey there, young dragons. [coughs] Name's Sludge. How are yours tails shaking?

Spike

You're hurt and need help. So I'm taking you to Twilight's castle whether you like it or not.

Castle, eh? [groans]

Dragons take care of themselves. I don't need help from a bunch of castle-living ponies.

Spike

I was orphaned as an egg and Twilight raised me. So these ponies are more than my friends, they're my family."

I have a confession to make. Coming to Ponyville wasn't an accident. I was looking for you. Spike... [sighs] I'm your father.

[gasp]

Pinkie Pie

[continues gasping] Sorry.

Spike

How did you know I was a boy?

Fluttershy

Whatever happened to Spike's mom?

Rainbow Dash

And how did the egg make it all the way back to Equestria by itself?

Pinkie Pie

Hmm?

I wish I had all the answers. [crying]

If I had a castle like this with all this stuff, I'd probably just lay around all day doing nothing like a real dragon.

Spike

Like a real dragon?

Sure! I'm not surprised you don't know any better. Twilight basically raised you as a pony. She has made you soft. You're barely a dragon at all.

Twilight Sparkle

[witnesses an awkward moment] Oh! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to barge in on you!

[grunts, sighs] Ah, don't worry about it. Mi castle es su castle.

Spike

[sighs] Isn't he the best?

[disgusted] I'm not sure that's exactly the word I would use.

Uh, Spike? The bath isn't going to fill itself, son.

Spike

Be right there... Dad.

Spike

You pretended to be my dad?

Don't look at me like that, kid. I did what any dragon would do.

Smolder

No, you didn't.

Hey. I saw an opportunity, and I took it. That's what dragons do. We take what we want.

Smolder

No, it isn't.

You know what? I don't need this. I'm outta here! Enjoy loving pony town!

I'm taking this pillow!