Gallus quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

How do you celebrate Hearth's Warming in Yakyakistan, Yona?

Yaks do not. Our holiday much better. Is called Snilldar Fest. Night before, yaks gather things to smash and put them in big pile. Then in morning, we smash them! In afternoon, we smash them again! In evening—

Gallus

So it's just about smashing stuff, like all your other holidays.

No! How griffon get that idea?

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[sarcastic] That's a great story. And you told it really well.

Yeah. It was a Hearth's Warming miracle.

I can't miss the Three Days of Freedom Celebration!

Gallus

[sarcastic] How long does that last?

It used to be only one day, but now to commemorate our escape from the Storm King, we're adding two more days of awesome!

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Gallus

Wait. Hold on. "Cousins"? What are those?

Your aunts and uncles' children. You know, part of your family.

At least you get to be with your family.

Gallus

No... because I don't have a family.

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Gallus

Don't worry. You won't have to tell our teachers. I will.

You don't have to. We already know.

Rainbow Dash

We kinda guessed it was you.

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Hey, this reminds me of another story! "The Time I Almost Spilled Grape Juice on the White Couch"!

Does it have a depressing ending?

I'm not sure pony stories work that way.

Gallus want Yona braid feathers?

Gallus

Uhhh... pass.

[singing proudly] Hearth's Warming Eve is here once again!

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It isn't just another friendship school. It's a university!

It says they teach the same lessons of competing schools in half the time. That's twice the learning!

Gallus

And it's in Las Pegasus? If Professor Rarity lets us skip her sewing class – road trip!

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Rainbow Dash and Rarity have very different interests that keep them busy. But being friends is so important to them, they always manage to make time for each other.

Gallus

You guys have nothing in common. How can you be friends?

Starlight Glimmer

It may seem like Rarity and Rainbow Dash don't have that much in common when you try to put it into words, but sometimes friendships can't be explained. You just have to see them in action to understand.

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Rockhoof

I know I'm new to your "modern" world, but there's one thing I learned when I saved my village from a rushing river of hot lava. There's nothing you can't do with hard work. And a shovel!

Yona like new teacher. He big like yak!

Gallus

And he smashes things like a yak, smells like a yak...

Yes! He perfect!

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Was that before or after Discord made chocolate rain?

[whispers] After.

Gallus

That's a plumbing diagram on how to fix a sink.

[giggles]

What does that have to do with Equestrian history?

Nothing. I just can't believe that's how sinks work!

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We were studying friendship's effect on history, but then...

Gallus

Since friendship just isn't in our nature, what's the point?

': [stilted] You do not believe friendship is in your nature? That is NOT acceptable!

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Gallus

Any other dragon or griffon would save themselves and get out of this crazy cave.

Guess we aren't just any dragon or griffon anymore.

Gallus

Guess not.

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Gallus

You get the feeling Cozy's trying too hard to make us like her?

Or maybe she just wants to help us keep our minds off of how scary it is that magic's disappearing.

I don't trust her. What's she up to behind those big eyes and bouncy curls?

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You've ruined everything! Now Twilight and her ridiculous friends can escape from Tartarus!

[The Mane 6 and Spike appear before her, angrily.]

I mean... Yay! All my friends are safe!

Applejack

You can drop the act, Cozy Glow! Your pen pal Tirek told us all about how he helped you suck up all that magic!

But I still don't understand why?

[growls] Why?! Because friendship is power! You might be the Princess of Friendship, but as headmare of this school, I can collect even more friends than you!

[The students are confused.]

You're the one who doesn't get it, Cozy. Friendship is powerful, but power isn't why you make friends. I'm sorry couldn't teach you that.

Gallus

Well, you taught us.

You can't let one bad apple make you think you failed.

And we never could've stopped her if we hadn't learned what you taught us about friendship.

Honesty? Loyalty? Generosity? Blah-blah-blah... I can make more friends without using any of them! And if I can't do it here, I'll do it somewhere else!

FSFemale Student

Yeah, I don't think so!

[She is blocked everywhere by the students, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Chancellor Neighsay, then the royal guards who captured her.]