Rockhoof quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rockhoof

Professor Fossil made it clear I'm not welcome back in my old village. Seems I don't belong here either.

Rockhoof

[yelling] Do you know where I can find Cranky Doodle Donkey?! I need to deliver his medicine! He has a rash in a very embarrassing place!

Rockhoof

That's what this is for.

Maybe in the past. [blows] Now it belongs in a museum. Safe. Preserved. Untouched.

Rockhoof

I know I'm new to your "modern" world, but there's one thing I learned when I saved my village from a rushing river of hot lava. There's nothing you can't do with hard work. And a shovel!

Yona

Yona like new teacher. He big like yak!

Gallus

And he smashes things like a yak, smells like a yak...

Yona

Yes! He perfect!

Yona

Professor Rockhoof best teacher ever! [sighs] Day cannot get better.

Rockhoof

Let's get you outside, wee ones!

Yona

Day just got better!

Rockhoof

I can't do my old job like Flash. Or adapt like Mistmane. Or succeed at something new like Somnambula. Or go home, like you.

Give it time. Even Star Swirl's still learning about friendship.

Seaspray

I know how hard it is to adapt to a new home. After our many years below the waves, land customs seemed strange.

Rockhoof

Like you didn't fit in, no matter how hard you tried?

Seaspray

As though the world had moved on without us. Never fear, Rockhoof. We shall be as brothers in this bright future above the waves.

Rockhoof

I heard there's a statue spell that sends creatures into stone sleep. I want you to cast it. On me.

Twilight Sparkle

Why would you want to be turned into stone?

Rockhoof

Because I'm a relic of a bygone age. I belong in a museum. Safe. Preserved. Untouched. I don't belong in this time.

Twilight Sparkle

As the Princess of Friendship, I'd like to appoint you as Equestria's official keeper of tales!

Spike

Can you do that?

Twilight Sparkle

Eh. You are a living record of our history. Your stories can inspire and teach generations to come. If you're a statue, that's all lost.

Rockhoof

Will I ever really belong in your world?

Yona

Rockhoof Yona's friend. So Rockhoof belongs!