Apple Bloom quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you her-

Sweetie Belle

-Punch!

Excuse me?

Sweetie Belle

Punch! We made punch. We were gonna set up a stand and try to sell it but, heh, we needed somepony to taste-test it first.

Apple Bloom

Yup.

Sweetie Belle

[hesitantly] We thought you two would be perfect together... To test it... Together. So, ah, we'll just leave you two alone... Together, to test it.

He's my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie!

Big Mac

You're my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.

Apple Bloom

Did he just say...?

You're my cutie-patootie lovey-dovey honey-bunny!

Big Mac

You're my heartie-smartie smirchy-wirchy baby-waby.

Apple Bloom

Big Mac! [waves a hoof in his face] Hello?! What's going on?!

Sweetie Belle

To the citizens of Ponyville. For some time now, you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt and the hottest buzz. But this will be my final piece. We want to apologize for the pain and embarrassment we've caused.

Apple Bloom

You see, I'm actually three little fillies: Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo.

Scootaloo

As the popularity of our column grew, we got swept up in the hype. We knew that what we were doing didn't feel quite right, but we ignored the guilt because every pony seemed to want to read what we were writing.

Sweetie Belle

From now on, we promise to respect everypony else's privacy and we won't engage in hurtful gossip anymore.

Apple Bloom

All we can do is ask for your forgiveness, Ponyville. Signing off for the very last time, XOXO, Gabby Gums.

Apple Bloom

What... just happened?

Scootaloo

I think Babs just went to the dark side.

Sweetie Belle

We have to tell Applejack!

Apple Bloom

No! We're not snitches!

Scootaloo

Yeah, and we're not babies!

Sweetie Belle

Then... why do I feel like crying?

Scootaloo

Pinkie Pie, let us in!

Pinkie Pie

[laughs] Funny joke!

Apple Bloom

No, really! Let- us- in!

Pinkie Pie

Ohhh! Here!

Apple Bloom

Y'see, Babs, we were tryin' to get you back for bein' a big bully...

Scootaloo

But then Applejack told us about how you were being bullied back in Manehattan.

Sweetie Belle

And we figured out you were just doing it to avoid getting picked on in Ponyville. But by then... we were the ones being bullies, and... Oh, why does life have to be so ironic?!

Apple Bloom

Well, duh! Of course you can go!

Sweetie Belle

And I'll get Rarity to come too! [unsurely] Rarity loves camping!

I despise camping! All of that... urrgh... nature.

Sweetie Belle

Applejack's going with her little sister. But, y'know, if you don't wanna spend time with me... [puts on a sad "puppy-dog" face]

[tries to resist for a moment] ...Oh, all right! Ooh! Of course, I will need to find an outfit more appropriate for "roughing it". Ooh!

Sweetie Belle

[to Scootaloo and Apple Bloom, hiding in a closet] See? Told you she'd wanna go.

Applejack

Alrighty, ponies! Ready to have some fun?

Whoa, is that the finish line? It's like a mile away or somethin'!

Applejack

Actually, that's just the marker where you go on to the next leg of the race.

Apple Bloom

There's more?

Applejack

Much more. Trust me, I have put together somethin' you are never gonna forget. After the seven-legged race you're gonna wanna hurry up and head over here, where you'll be bobbin' for apples!

Applejack

Then you'll run around these trees fifty times until you're real good and dizzy, then you'll jump these big wooden hurdles, and then there's the final leg, where you'll balance plates on your head while sayin' “Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets” over and over and over again. Last pony standin' wins!

Apple Bloom

...Seriously?

Applejack

Seriously! C'mon, y'all, let's start makin' some memories! On your mark... get set... go!

Scootaloo

So... what's special about Ponyville? It's... It's... I got it! It's a place where different kinds of ponies live together as friends!

Apple Bloom

Earth ponies like me!

Sweetie Belle

Unicorns like me!

Scootaloo

And Pegasi like me!

Scootaloo

But we're winners! And we have hearts..

Silver Spoon

Sure, but you know what you don't have?

Your cutie marks! Blank flanks, blank flanks, blank flanks!

Apple Bloom

What does that have to do with flag carryin'?

Granny Smith

Has anypony seen my travellin' bonnet?

Apple Bloom

Isn't that it on your head? [awkward pause]

Granny Smith

No!

Apple Bloom

It looks an awful lot like—

Granny Smith

Well, it ain't! An' that's final!

Sweetie Belle

I just hope no one sees us!

Apple Bloom

'Cause we're tryin' to keep Twilight Time a secret now?

Scootaloo

Or because we look ridiculous?

Sweetie Belle

A little of both actually.

Where are the pies!?

They're not back here.

This is all your fault. You think you always got to be in charge!

[groans] You're lucky, you know? You've got no idea what it's like to have a sister constantly looking over your shoulder!

Apple Bloom

Uh, actually...

Apple Bloom

Oh my gosh! I can't believe we're goin' to see Sapphire Shores! I'm such a huge fan! I know all her songs!

Scootaloo

'Get Your Pony On'!

Apple Bloom

Ooh, that's one of my favorites!

Sweetie Belle

This isn't a trip to see Sapphire Shores! It's a trip to save my sister from a horrible future!

Scootaloo

'Serves Her Right'!

Sweetie Belle

[gasps] How can you say that? Rarity doesn't deserve that at all!

Scootaloo

No, 'Serves Her Right' is another one of Sapphire Shores' songs!

Apple Bloom

You seriously didn't know that? Don't you listen to her music?!

Sweetie Belle

...I prefer showtunes.

Scootaloo

Ugh.

Apple Bloom

Hey, Granny! Think you can buck me over the water?

Granny Smith

I don't see why not! Come on, Big Mac, toss her this way!

Applejack

Granny, wait!

Granny Smith

Woo-hoo-hoo!

[laughing]