Big Mac quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Big Mac

You should be ashamed of yourselves, humiliatin' your sister and me like that. We don't want to talk to any of y'all right now, so take your little gossip column and your embarrassin' photographs, and just GO AWAY!

Applejack

Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me! That there's the biggest bumper crop of apples I ever laid eyes on.

Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on your own.

Applejack

Come on, Big brother! You'll need to rest up and get yourself better! I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle! [Accidentally pokes Big Mac's injured ribs] Oops! Sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end!

Big Mac

Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.

Applejack

Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?

Big Mac

Eeyup.

Applejack

Why, of all the...! This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?

Big Mac

But still only one pony. And one pony plus hundreds of apple trees just doesn't add up to-

Applejack

Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! I said I could handle this harvest, and I'm going to prove it to you!

Big Mac?

Big Mac

Eeyup?

...You have something stuck in your teeth.

Sweetie Belle

[emerges from a bush] OH, COME ON!!! [Scootaloo drags her back down]

He's my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie!

Big Mac

You're my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.

Apple Bloom

Did he just say...?

You're my cutie-patootie lovey-dovey honey-bunny!

Big Mac

You're my heartie-smartie smirchy-wirchy baby-waby.

Apple Bloom

Big Mac! [waves a hoof in his face] Hello?! What's going on?!

Big Mac

Ee-yup-yup-yup-yup-y-y-y-you did something! Woah! What's happening? I feel really weird! I'm talking so much! And I'm so articulate, enunciating with such precise pronunciation! [Covers his mouth with his hoof] Annie Apple awoke and accidentally ate an Auburn Azalea! [Screams and runs off in fright] Make it stop!

Starlight

I can't be friends with somepony who doesn't talk.

Starlight

And I guess my first instinct shouldn't be to magically command ponies to act the way I want them to?

Starlight

Alright, I'll change him back!