Apple Bloom quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Apple Bloom

Earth!

Sweetie Belle

Unicorn!

Scootaloo

Pegasus!

Apple Bloom

E!

Sweetie Belle

U!

Scootaloo

P!

Big Macintosh

E-up.

Apple Bloom

Hear ye, hear ye! The first post-cutie mark meetin' of the Cutie Mark Crusaders is now in session!

Apple Bloom

[clears throat]

Sweetie Belle

Oh! I'm sorry, Apple Bloom. I was distracted by the radiance of my cutie mark... did you say something?

Scootaloo

I mean... it's pretty amazing how the colors just pop off your flank. It's kinda hard to look aw—

Apple Bloom

Wow... did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?

Sweetie Belle

I don't know. Maybe?

Scootaloo

Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.

Sweetie Belle

Of course we did!

Apple Bloom

Absolutely! [montage music]

Sweetie Belle

Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?

Apple Bloom

We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in!

Helping other ponies!

Scootaloo

Ponies without cutie marks!

Sweetie Belle

Or ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!

Apple Bloom

Exactly! We just have to find ponies who need our help! Come on!

Sweetie Belle

So... what's your cutie mark problem?

Oh, right. Uh, well, my cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every dumbbell in Ponyville!

Scootaloo

[nervously] Have you tried lifting other things?

You mean, not dumbbells?

Sweetie Belle

Yeah!

Apple Bloom

Yeah!

Yeah!

Oof! I mean... no. I hadn't thought of that. You guys are awesome! [crunch]

But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?

Sweetie Belle

...I guess you could teach other ponies to lift things?

Apple Bloom

Yeah!

Scootaloo

Yeah!

Yeah! Wow, you three really have a knack for this!

I can't believe it! It's just what I always imagined it would be! And if it weren't for all of you, I wouldn't even have it.

Scootaloo

No problem!

Sweetie Belle

It's what we do.

Apple Bloom

I only wish I'd realized what you needed right away instead of mopping around for no reason...

Well, either way, I hope you keep dancing. [short tap-dancing burst]

Apple Bloom

[taps] You know, I just might! It sure is a lot of fun, and I'm pretty confident I can only get better. [to the Crusaders] I'm sorry I was so silly about us all doing our own things. If we hadn't, I might never even have tried dancing!

Or find out I needed help!

Sweetie Belle

With each of us going out and trying things on our own, we'll be three times as likely to find ponies to help!

Scootaloo

And trying new stuff might even make us better at helping them, like how I used my bungee jumping to change the sets!

Sweetie Belle

Or my crochet to make the costumes!

Apple Bloom

Well, one thing is for sure. The Cutie Mark Crusaders will never be the same. We'll be better!

Yeah!

Applejack

I got the passenger seat all warmed up for you, Apple Bloom!

Apple Bloom

Passenger seat?!

Applejack

Uh, Apple Bloom, did you pack up the cider into the same crates as the zap apple jam?

Apple Bloom

Sure did! Now that I'm gettin' older, I wanna prove I can handle more responsibility on the farm.

Applejack

But the crates aren't marked. You kept track of what went into which crate, right?

Apple Bloom

Oh. Um... y-yep. I totally kept track of everything.

Applejack

Good. Because we wouldn't want Filthy Rich to get a shipment of cider when he's supposed to get zap apple jam. You know how Granny feels about sellin' cider anywhere but on the farm. Are you sure he got the right crates?

Apple Bloom

[huffs] Sure I'm sure! Now why don't you and Big Mac head on out to the house and let me finish up here? [glass jars rattle]

Applejack

If you gave Rich the zap apple jam, then what's this here?

Apple Bloom

Um... extra?

Sweetie Belle

Some pony needs our help?

Apple Bloom

We're being called by the Map?

Scootaloo

Did I mention we're glowing?!

Apple Bloom

Then, in the Battle of Canterlot, when Applejack defeated the Storm King—

Twilight Sparkle

Wait, what? She told you she defeated him? By herself?

Apple Bloom

Uh, maybe she didn't say that exactly. But it makes for a better story.

Apple Bloom

Sweetie Belle said to tell you it's your fault that Terramar ran off.

Scootaloo

Well, you tell Sweetie Belle that if it weren't for her, our mission would've been over by now! And a success!

Apple Bloom

[sighs] Scootaloo says this whole thing is your fault.

Sweetie Belle

Well, tell her that I'm not the one who dashed all of Terramar's hopes and made him give up on the world! Both worlds!

Apple Bloom

[sighs] Sweetie Belle says it's your fault that Terramar ran— Oh. Wait. I already told you that, didn't I?

Apple Bloom

Excuse me! Pipsqueak? Mind answering a few questions? No? Late for something? Are you Sweetie Belle's secret admirer?!

Scootaloo

[to Button Mash] Excuse me! I'm doing a research survey about sending pie in the mail anonymously. Would you say you're pro-that or anti-that?

Sweetie Belle

[to Snips and Snails] Happy Hearts and Hooves Day! Did you boys happen to send any packages to me recently? It's okay to say no! I won't be offended! [whispering] Please say no, please say no, please say no.

Applejack

Apple Bloom! You know better than to leave our good tools out like that! And aren't you supposed to be on harvest duty right now?

Apple Bloom

Eh, it's not like the apples are going anywhere.

Cozy Glow

I'm Cozy Glow. It's very nice to meet you, but I don't know if I'll stay long. I'll probably flunk out. I'm having so much trouble with my friendship lessons.

[gasps]

Sweetie Belle

We can help with those!

Scootaloo

We know all about friendship!

Apple Bloom

And studying with you would be almost as good as being in class!

Scootaloo

[sighs] I still don't get how Cozy failed her test after all that studying.

Sweetie Belle

Or how Twilight could blame us for it!

Apple Bloom

Or how gum can be so sticky!

Sandbar

Will you help me?

Apple Bloom

Do mulberries have seeds?

Apple Bloom

That's a yes.