Cheerilee quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

This creature is called a Draconequus; he has the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things. What do you suppose it represents?

Sweetie Belle

Confusion!

Apple Bloom

Evil!

Scootaloo

Chaos!

Sweetie Belle

It's not chaos, you dodo!

Scootaloo

Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of! And it is too chaos.

Sweetie Belle

Is not!

Apple Bloom

You're both wrong!

Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you her-

Sweetie Belle

-Punch!

Excuse me?

Sweetie Belle

Punch! We made punch. We were gonna set up a stand and try to sell it but, heh, we needed somepony to taste-test it first.

Apple Bloom

Yup.

Sweetie Belle

[hesitantly] We thought you two would be perfect together... To test it... Together. So, ah, we'll just leave you two alone... Together, to test it.

Big Mac?

Big Mac

Eeyup?

...You have something stuck in your teeth.

Sweetie Belle

[emerges from a bush] OH, COME ON!!! [Scootaloo drags her back down]

He's my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie!

Big Mac

You're my shmoopy-doopy sweedy-weedy pony pie.

Apple Bloom

Did he just say...?

You're my cutie-patootie lovey-dovey honey-bunny!

Big Mac

You're my heartie-smartie smirchy-wirchy baby-waby.

Apple Bloom

Big Mac! [waves a hoof in his face] Hello?! What's going on?!

Um, aren't you all missing some pony?

Applejack

They'll be along.

And, uh, [hushed] usually the younger ponies drive the carts.

[chuckles] Darling, do these look like usual carts to you?