Granny Smith quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Granny Smith

I love me some nachos. I'mma set my dentures loose on these vittles until the crumbs cry uncle!

Apple Bloom

Ready, Granny!

Granny Smith

Ready for what?

Apple Bloom

For makin' Zap Apple Jam!

Granny Smith

Darn tootin'! It's time for some good old-fashioned Zap Apple Jammin'!

Apple Bloom

Yes ma'am, I can't wait ma'am!

Granny Smith

[pauses] Wait for what?

Apple Bloom

To make Zap Apple Jam with you!

Granny Smith

O'course.

Granny Smith

Good 'un. Bad 'un. Bad 'un. Good 'un.

Lovely. Horrid. Horrid. Lovely.

Hey, where did all them apple fritters go? [hears chewing sounds, looks under table to find Applejack] And who are you, little one?

I'm Appwejack! Mowe appwe fwittews? [Apple Split smiles]

Granny Smith

[to Apple Bloom] ...and that's how we found out your sister had the appetite of a full-grown stallion!

Granny Smith

How long you had those new chompers, Auntie Applesauce?

Auntie Applesauce

A lady never reveals the age of her teeth.

Apple Rose

[rolling her eyes] Ugh...

Auntie Applesauce

Don’t you roll your eyes at me, Miss Apple Rose! I imagine you two think I have forgotten what you did to my parasol six reunions ago?

Granny Smith

[giggles] We were just usin’ it to help break open that piñata.

Granny Smith

Has anypony seen my travellin' bonnet?

Apple Bloom

Isn't that it on your head? [awkward pause]

Granny Smith

No!

Apple Bloom

It looks an awful lot like—

Granny Smith

Well, it ain't! An' that's final!

Apple Bloom

Hey, Granny! Think you can buck me over the water?

Granny Smith

I don't see why not! Come on, Big Mac, toss her this way!

Applejack

Granny, wait!

Granny Smith

Woo-hoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Auntie Applesauce

I think he was sweet on me. Maybe I should ask him to accompany me to the magic show tonight.

Granny Smith

Ha-ha! You sure your name's not Applesaucey?

You keep ruining our fun! I had a hot hoof going in that game you decided to lose for us!

Granny Smith

And I wanted to eat those nachos at the buffet!

Apple Rose

And I could have torn up the dance floor if you didn't keep stopping me!

Granny Smith

They're being too polite to say it, so I will! Rainbow Dash, we thought you'd be a hoot, but I ain't never met a wetter hen!

Rainbow Dash

I'm sorry I misjudged you for being older ponies. You mares are actually pretty cool.

Granny Smith

Rainbow Dash?

Rainbow Dash

Yeah, Granny?

Granny Smith

The gals and I have been talking, and, well... We think you're a hoot after all! We'd like to invite you to become a permanent member of the Gold Horseshoe Gals!