Pinkie Pie quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

I can honestly say I've never heard anything like it in my life.

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Pinkie, we all support you, but we're afraid you're just not good at the yovidaphone, and none of us want you to waste your time on something you can't do well.

Pinkie Pie

Oh. [upbeat] Why didn't you just say so?

Pinkie Pie

[gleefully] No more yovidaphone playing for me-e-e!

Pinkie Pie

[sadly] No more yovidaphone playing for me.

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Pinkie Pie

[despondent] Gimme another.

YWYak waiter

But pony already had twenty-five ice—

Pinkie Pie

I said gimme another! OW!! [gets knocked unconscious with a cauldron by Zombie and Squid]

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We respect your decision to move to Yakyakistan.

But we just wanted to remind you how much you mean to us, and how much we'd miss you if you decided to move here for—

Pinkie Pie

[despondent] Fine. I'll move back to Ponyville.

Wow. That was a lot easier than I thought. We're awesome!

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Pinkie Pie, you get up on that stage and play. If these yaks don't like it, they'll have to answer to us!

Pinkie Pie

Let me play you the song I just wrote two seconds ago! It's called "I've Got the Best Most Supportive Friends a Pony Could Ever Ask For"! [aside] It's a working title.

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Can you believe she actually said that?!

Pinkie Pie

Pfft, well, yeah! Eavesdropping on every meeting is kinda weird.

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I was orphaned as an egg and Twilight raised me. So these ponies are more than my friends, they're my family."

SSludge

I have a confession to make. Coming to Ponyville wasn't an accident. I was looking for you. Spike... [sighs] I'm your father.

MSMane Six

[gasp]

Pinkie Pie

[continues gasping] Sorry.

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How did you know I was a boy?

Whatever happened to Spike's mom?

And how did the egg make it all the way back to Equestria by itself?

Pinkie Pie

Hmm?

SSludge

I wish I had all the answers. [crying]

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[Pinkie being "Pinkie": i.e. doing her best to "cheer up" Tirek]

Pinkie Pie

I can do this all eternity.

Lord Tirek

Fine! I'll help you leave! Just please stop!

Pinkie Pie

Tirek is in!

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Pinkie Pie

We always win, like the time Sombra almost took back the Crystal Empire, or when Chrysalis pretended to be Cadence, or when Tirek came back and absorbed all the magic, or the other time Chrysalis tried to take over, or with Cozy Glow and the school... (catching breath) Am I missing anything? [Gaunson flies into the battle with his jet with his Osprey]

RRarity

Pony of Shadows.

Starlight when she was evil.

Discord when he was evil.

Do Flim and Flam count?

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[weakly] Listen to me... you don't need me. You don't need the princesses, and you certainly don't need the elements. [coughs] Fluttershy, you will always be kind. Applejack, you will always be honest. Rarity, you'll always be generous. And Rainbow Dash will be loyal as can be. Pinkie will always bring laughter wherever she goes. And Twilight, you are and always will be the embodiment of magic. You lost sight of what's in front of you. You're here, together, willing to give everything you've got for Equestria. Nothing and nopony can ever take that away from you... because that's who you are.

KSKing Sombra

[laughs] It's going to take more than a sentimental speech to save you.

Discord's right. We've proven time and time again that the real magic is the six of us working together!

KSKing Sombra

You should be.

[He fires a blast, but Twilight blocks it and the troops fire an artillery barrage.]

You may knock us down, but we're gonna get back up again! [another fire; she blocks it] And again! [and another] And again! As long as we're together, we will never stop trying to defeat you!

[Now they both blast at each other; Twilight's expands into a magic shield which bathes herself and her friends in pink light; all join hooves in turn]

For our friends!

ARApplejack, Rarity

For our families!

PPPinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash

For our home!

For Equestria!!!

[The magic shield glows brighter and lifts them up; Twilight's eyes begin to glow white and her mane and tail sparkle and wave in the manner of Celestia and Luna's, as Sombra fails to hit them with his magic]

KSKing Sombra

NO! This can't be possible! Your magic can't defeat mine!! I DESTROYED THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWER!!!

You can't destroy our friendship, Sombra!

And we keep telling bad guys...

But y'all just don't seem to remember.

ASAll six

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!

[Their magic expands outward]

KSKing Sombra

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [disintegrates into nothingness]

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I thought everything was fine! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!!

Everything was going fine...

Pinkie Pie

Until it totally wasn't.

We tried to fix it ourselves.

Why didn't you tell me?

We didn't want you to freak out.

And you thought NOT telling me everything was a total disaster would AVOID a freak-out?!!

When you say it like that, it sounds like a really bad plan.

[Twilight sucks in a deep breath as Discord watches, hoping she'll freak out and hyperventilate]

Here it comes...!

I know how I used to react... But I really have changed! [smiles] Panicking won't solve anything!

[Discord rolls his eyes annoyingly as the Princesses show up]

But we can handle whatever problems come our way, as long as we handle them together.

Princess Celestia

Spoken like a true leader.

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Pinkie Pie

What are we gonna do, Twilight?!?

The same thing we do every time, Pinkie: Try to save the world.

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ENOUGH! Because of you, I almost lost my way! But everycreature here has reminded me of the true power of friendship! There will always be darkness in the world, but there will also always be those who find the light! [Teleports all the captives to the battleground and begins to glow; the Pillars glow as well] The Pillars knew this! That's why they created the Elements of Harmony! The Elements showed me and my friends how strong our friendship could be! Together we worked to bring harmony to Equestria! [Her friends glow and float up] But there will always be more to do! Which is why we teach others about the Magic of Friendship! [The students glow and float up] Others who will continue our mission after we are gone! Now I truly understand! The Elements were just symbols! The real magic has always been right here! And the more who understand how powerful friendship is, the stronger we will all be! Together!

[The three groups fire rainbow beams at Twilight, who fires a rainbow beam of her own to the sky.]

Cozy Glow

This is bad, isn't it?

[The beams shines down on the villains, taking their powers away along.]

Cozy Glow

[groans]

Queen Chrysalis

You think friendship will save you?! We will always return! Nothing will ever stop--!

[splat!]

[rain falling]

[slurps] Chocolate rain?

Don't look at me!

[electrical discharge]

Pinkie! You took Discord's magic from the bell? How do you feel?

Pinkie Pie

Hmmm... Tingly. Itchy. Also like... [slam!] I COULD TRANSFORM THE COSMOS SO EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ICING!

Perhaps maybe I should...

Pinkie Pie

[dizzily] Waiter! There's some chaos in my soup!

[reverbarating gong]

Princess Celestia

There isn't a punishment worthy of all you've done!

[whispering] You know what I would do if I were... [indistinct]

Princess Luna

Oh. That does seem fitting.

May I help? Please?

[zap!, boom!, crackling]

[The princesses and Discord zap the villains with their magic, turning them to stone.]

Together forever. I can't think of anything that they would want less!

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[doors open]

Starlight is supposed to come over soon. There's a little something we wanted to give you before we leave. You know what? I think you're right, Twilight. I should take my comics to Canterlot. We can't leave the Power Ponies behind.

I don't think the Power Ponies care, Spike. Just like all of our friends.

All right, Twilight. Are you ready? We all wanted to see you off, but there's still a lot to do.

Aren't you coming on the train?

I gotta go with Big Mac so we can go over our packin' list or we won't know who gets what deliveries.

And I'm gonna meet the Wonderbolts so we can go over the routine one last time.

Pinkie Pie

I'm going with Gummy. He said he knows when the fireworks display should start, but does anypony really believe that?!

And I still need to pick up food for the swans and doves who flew ahead to Canterlot. If I don't get them fed, they'll be too pooped to perform.

Well, I'll be living in Canterlot alone. Might as well take the train alone, too. Bye, I guess.

RRarity

Oh, you won't be traveling alone, darling. I'll have just enough time on the train to weave the star spider sash for your gown. But we should leave now. There's no time to dawdle if you want the coronation to be perfect.

Twilight Sparkle That's the problem! You're all so worried about making my coronation perfect, [tearing up] but I'm leaving Ponyville and none of you even care!

RMRest of Mane Six

[gasp]