Fluttershy quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Listen, turtle...

Fluttershy

[pokes through the curtain] Tortoise.

Whatever

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He’s blocking your path. What are you gonna do about it?

Fluttershy

Um, politely walk around him?

No.

Fluttershy

Gingerly tip-toe around him?

No!

Fluttershy

Go back home, and try again tomorrow?

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Fluttershy, what are you doing? That's no way to behave!

Fluttershy

Didn't you see what he did to new Fluttershy? And he thought new Fluttershy is a pushover!

No, sweetie, he didn't. We saw the whole thing. We think that you've taken your assertiveness training a little too far.

Fluttershy

What?! You just want new Fluttershy to be a doormat like old Fluttershy! But old Fluttershy is gone!

New Fluttershy? Old Fluttershy?!

What happened to nice Fluttershy? We want that Fluttershy back.

Fluttershy

No, you want wimp Fluttershy. You want pushover Fluttershy. You want do-anything-to-her-and-she-won't-complain Fluttershy!

Nyaaaaah! Too many Fluttershys to keep track of! Make it stop!

Fluttershy

Things getting too complicated for your simple little brain, Pinkie Pie?

[Rarity catches Pinkie Pie]

[angrily] Now, stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults!

Fluttershy

Why not? I thought 'petty' is what you're all about, Rarity. With your 'petty' concerns about fashion.

[Rarity gasps in shock]

Hey, leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!

Fluttershy

Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? [Pinkie retreats] I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!

[in tears] Looks like nasty Fluttershy is here to stay!

[also in tears] I cannot believe what that monster Iron Will has done to you!

[Rarity and Pinkie Pie run away crying]

Fluttershy

Iron Will's not a monster, he's a minotaur! [she angrily sees her reflection on Rarity and Pinkie's tear puddle and comes to realization in tears] I'm the monster.

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What did you say?

Fluttershy

No.

Ohhh, I'd hate to be you right now, because Iron Will is gonna to rain down a world of hurt unless Iron Will gets his money pronto! [snorts]

Fluttershy

As I recall, during your workshop you promised one hundred percent satisfaction guaranteed, or you pay nothing. Well, I'm not satisfied.

What do you mean you're not satisfied?! Everypony has always been satisfied!

Fluttershy

Well, I guess I'm the first then. But since I'm not satisfied, I refuse to pay. It's as simple as that.

[goats bleating]

Ohh, are you... sure you're not just a little bit satisfied? B-because maybe... we could cut a deal. I-I mean we're both reasonable creatures, aren't we?

Fluttershy

I'm sorry, but no means no.

No means no, huh? Nopony's ever said that to me before. Huh... I gotta remember that one. That's a good catchphrase for my next workshop.

[goat bleating]

PPinkie

You were amazing, Fluttershy! You totally stood up to that monster!

In fact, you didn't change at all! You were the same old Fluttershy that we've always loved!

PPinkie

The one we missed!

Fluttershy

Don't worry, old Fluttershy's back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far. Friends?

PRPinkie and Rarity

Friends.

FPFluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity

[laughing]

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Wow, I knew you were good with animals, but this is amazing.

Fluttershy

Aww, he's just a big furry guy who got out of his yard, that's all. Right, Cerberus? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

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Look Fluttershy, I watched that boring butterfly migration with you — so now it's your turn to watch the dragon migration with me! You owe me!

Fluttershy

I...said....no!

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Shining Armor's in real trouble! You have to help-

[The rest of the ponies continue chattering. Twilight notices their outfits]

Dresses? What are you..?!

Fluttershy

Can you believe it? We're gonna be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza's new bridesmaids!

"New" bridesmaids? What happened to her old bridesmaids?

She didn't say. But she did tell us that she would love, love, love it if we'd fill in for them.

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I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?

Princess Cadance

She's a changeling! She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them!

["Cadance" disposes her disguise and transforms into Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings.]

[laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!

Princess Cadance

They'll never get the chance! Shining Armor's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!

[chuckling] Oh, I doubt that. Isn't that right, dear?

Mm-hmm.

Ah, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves now, do you? Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Shining Armor's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now, my minions are chipping away at it.

CChangelings

[laughing]

[laughing] He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now.

TSTwilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance

[both gasps]

And, I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the Royal Guard.

Princess Cadance

Not my Shining Armor!

Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!

No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!

[grunting]

[Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis engage in a beam battle. Queen Chrysalis ends up winning and Princess Celestia lands on the floor, her horn burnt and her crown loose. The wedding audience gasps in horror.]

Princess Celestia!

[Twilight runs to her. Her friends follow her.]

Ah! Shining Armor's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!

The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them, and use their power to defeat the queen.

TPTwilight, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow and Applejack

Rarity!

[laughing] You can run, but you can't hide!

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Twily! You made it. We better get moving. There are things out here we really don't want to run into after dark.

Fluttershy

[gulps] What kind of things?

Let's just say the empire... isn't the only thing that's returned.

Something keeps trying to get in! We think it's the unicorn king who originally cursed the place.

But Princess Celestia said I was being sent here to find a way to protect the empire! If King Sombra can't get in, then it must already be protected. [roar]

Fluttershy

[gasps] Th-That's one of the things, isn't it?

Guh. We have to get to the Crystal Empire. Now.

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Maybe Applejack needs help realizing what she needs help with! Like, maybe her back itches!

Huuuuh, that does feel... good...

[laughs] See? Or you might need help remembering your favorite song! [singing] The Dragon is the finest creature ever, there's more to him than just guarding treasure!

Fluttershy

I don't think that's her favorite-

Or you might need help breathing!

Breathing? I certainly do not-

[Spike inflates Applejack with a pair of bellows. Applejack then deflates, sending Spike into a bush.]

See? There are plenty of things I can help you with, and you don't even have to trouble yourself with thinking of them.

No I'll think of them. Let me think of them.

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What’s he goin’ on about now?

Fluttershy

Good news. Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth has agreed to take his dam apart and move it.

Well, it’s about time! My apple trees are so waterlogged, I can practically hear ’em gargle!

[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth chatters]

Fluttershy

But he says first you’ll have to apologize for calling him a nuisance.

Apologize?! He’s lucky I didn’t call him a varmint!

[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth chatters angrily]

Fluttershy

[gasps] Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth! Such language!

[Pause]

Fine, fine. I apologize.

[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth starts taking the dam apart]

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Ugh, I can't believe we're having a dinner party with Discord!

This evening is sure to be a disaster. Glad I didn't bother wearing my fanciest outfit.

Fluttershy thinks this is the way to reform Discord and asked us to give it a chance.

[door opens]

Discord

Oh, our pony guests! [upper class voice] We're so delighted that you've come. Please, do come in.

Fluttershy

See what a beautiful job he did helping? Discord set the entire table himself. I'm so proud.

Discord

May I take your... [clears throat] hats, ladies?

Hang on to your elements, girls. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

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Fluttershy

Wow! You look just like a princess!

That's because she is a princess.

OOthers

Huh?!

Hold on a second...! [drinks water, does spit-take]

A...a princess?

Since you've come to Ponyville, you've displayed the charity, compassion, devotion, integrity, optimism, and of course, the leadership of a true princess.

But... does this mean I won't be your student anymore?

Not in the same way as before. I'll still be here to help and guide you, but we're all your students now, too. You are an inspiration to us all, Twilight.

[She and the others bow to her]

But... what do I do now?! Is there a book about being a princess I should read?!

There will be time for all of that later.

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Princess Celestia. Say something, Princess.

Oh. Um... [clears throat] A little while ago, my teacher and mentor Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville. She sent me to study friendship, which is something I didn't really care much about. But now, on a day like today, I can honestly say I wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for the friendships I've made with all of you. Each one of you taught me something about friendship, and for that, I will always be grateful. Today, I consider myself the luckiest pony in Equestria. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everypony!

[crowd cheering]

Twilight! I'm so proud of you!

Are you crying?

Of course not. It's... it's liquid pride. Totally different thing.

TSTwilight Sparkle and Shining Armor

[laughing]

Way to go, Princess!