FluttershyListen here, Mister! [Walks up the Dragon's snout towards his eye; angrily] Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully! You may have huge teeth and sharp scales and snore smoke and breathe fire, but, if you may ask… no, and I repeat, no, you do not, and I repeat, NOT! YOU DO NOT! HURT! MY! FRIENDS!!! You got that?
Fluttershy
Well?
DDragon
But that rainbow one kicked me.
[Rainbow Dash grins with her eyes close and nods]
Fluttershy
And I'm very sorry about that.
Fluttershy
But you're bigger than she is and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures.
Fluttershy
Don't you "But I" me, Mister! Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said what do you have to say for yourself?
DDragon
[breaks down crying]
Fluttershy
[caring] There, there! No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon. You just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all.
[ponies congratulate her]
Fluttershy to the rescue!
You did it! I knew you could do it!
[the Dragon flies off]
[muffled by her tied tongue] Sthe sthtole my sthong! [unintelligible yelling]
Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song.
[Pinkie pauses for a moment, and then gets Fluttershy to "sing" it]
Fluttershy
[in a spoken-word, male deadpan voice] She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances. And what would she'll do? She'll mix up an evil brew, and she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew. So, watch out.
[sobbing] LEAVE ME ALONE! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIIIC!
Fluttershy
Uh, panic?
That's your answer for everything!
Well we can't just leave Rarity like this!
She'll become a crazy cat lady!
[deadpan] She only has one cat.
When we get to Appleloosa, do you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?
What tree? You mean Bloomberg?
[sarcastically] No, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!
Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!
I do not think she's a tree! I was just-
Did you say she was a tree?
No! Well, yes. But not exactly-
You know she's not a tree, right?
She's not a tree, Dashie!
Fluttershy
[softly] I'd like to be a tree!
Oh, for Pete's sake! [storms off]
Well, that was kind of huffy!
Fluttershy
Huffy the Magic Dragon!
Well, it can't get any worse...
[Fluttershy suddenly bursts through the door. A large number of animals from outside start rushing in]
Fluttershy
[agitated and livid] You're... going to LOVE ME!!
[All the other ponies start to flee, while Twilight is dumbfounded by the scene]
[Discord is trying to convince Fluttershy to go to his side by taking the form of a group of butterflies];;
BButterfly
Fluttershy, it looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?
Fluttershy
Oh, no. I'm certain they're doing their best to find me!
BButterfly
Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are....
Fluttershy
Not at all, I am weak and helpless, and I appreciate their understanding.
BButterfly
[frustrated] Yes.. Well, surely it burns you up... I mean, that they're always pointing out your flaws, right?
Fluttershy
Not really. In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be!
[The butterflies transform back into Discord's normal form]
[losing his temper] OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! [pokes Fluttershy's head, instantly corrupting her] You've been kind for far too long, dearie. Time to be cruel! Arrivederci! [disappears in a huff]
Fluttershy
We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously.
Even if you don't think that she has anything to worry about.
And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem...
...into an enormously huge "entire town in total chaos, Princess has to come and save the day" problem!
Princess Luna? Hi, my name is-
Star Swirl the Bearded. Commendable costume! Thou even got the bells right...
Thank you, finally! Somepony who gets my costume! You kinda sound like you're yelling at me.
But this is the traditional royal Canterlot voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal "we", and to use [louder and echoed] This much volume when addressing our subjects!
Don't worry, Princess. Fluttershy can give you some great pointers. She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice. [knocks on door]
Fluttershy
[loudly and echoed] Go away! No candy here! Visitors are not welcome on Nightmare Night!
[nervous laughter] Fluttershy, it's me, Twilight!
Fluttershy
It is you. Oh, and Nightmare Moon. [gasp] Nightmare Moon?! Aaah! [slams the door]
[another nervous laughter] Wait right here.
[various noises]
Fluttershy... you remember Princess Luna?
[booming voice throughout the scene] Charmed.
[Fluttershy zooms away in fear, but Twilight levitates her back]
Fluttershy
[timidly] Likewise.
Twilight Sparkle hath spoken of the sweetness of thy voice. We ask thou teachest to us to speak as thou speakest.
Fluttershy
[quiet] OK.
Fluttershy
[quieter] OK...
Shall we mimic thy voice?
Fluttershy
[whisper] OK...?
Fluttershy
[hurriedly] Perfect, lesson over!
[Fluttershy zooms away but Twilight slams the door on her]
A little quieter, princess.
[booming voice] How is... [loud voice] this?
Better. Right, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy
[nervous, dazed laughter] Yes...
[loud voice] How... about... now?
[normal voice] And... how about now?
[booming voice] I thank thee, deer Fluttershy! Our normal speaking voice shall surely win us the hearts of thy fellow villagers!
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