Iron Will quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Iron Will

Never apologize when you can criticize.

Iron Will

He’s blocking your path. What are you gonna do about it?

Fluttershy

Um, politely walk around him?

Iron Will

No.

Fluttershy

Gingerly tip-toe around him?

Iron Will

No!

Fluttershy

Go back home, and try again tomorrow?

Iron Will

What did you say?

Fluttershy

No.

Iron Will

Ohhh, I'd hate to be you right now, because Iron Will is gonna to rain down a world of hurt unless Iron Will gets his money pronto! [snorts]

Fluttershy

As I recall, during your workshop you promised one hundred percent satisfaction guaranteed, or you pay nothing. Well, I'm not satisfied.

Iron Will

What do you mean you're not satisfied?! Everypony has always been satisfied!

Fluttershy

Well, I guess I'm the first then. But since I'm not satisfied, I refuse to pay. It's as simple as that.

Iron Will

Ohh, are you... sure you're not just a little bit satisfied? B-because maybe... we could cut a deal. I-I mean we're both reasonable creatures, aren't we?

Fluttershy

I'm sorry, but no means no.

Iron Will

No means no, huh? Nopony's ever said that to me before. Huh... I gotta remember that one. That's a good catchphrase for my next workshop.

You were amazing, Fluttershy! You totally stood up to that monster!

In fact, you didn't change at all! You were the same old Fluttershy that we've always loved!

The one we missed!

Fluttershy

Don't worry, old Fluttershy's back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far. Friends?

Friends.

[laughing]

Yona

[clears throat, quietly] Be my friend.

Iron Will

If you're quiet, I don't buy it!

Yona

[louder] Be my friend!

Iron Will

I've heard pudding that's more convincing!

Yona

[huffs, even louder] Be! My! Friend!