RRainbow
You'd think she'd be excited...?
Excited?! EXCITED?! Why would I be excited to attend my own farewell party?!
Twilight[confused] "Farewell party"?
Yes! You don't like me anymore so you decided to kick me out of the group, and throw a great, big party to celebrate! A "Farewell of Pinkie Pie" party!
Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugar cube?
Why? Why?! WHY?! Because you've been LYING to me and avoiding me all day! THAT'S WHY!
RRainbow
Uh, yeah. Because we wanted your party to be a surprise.
We've been planning this party for such a long time, we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could have everything ready for yours.
Twilight
If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say: "Happy birthday, Pinkie Pie"?!
[Pinkie takes a closer look at all of the decorations and realizes everything]
[hair poofs back to inflated mode] Because it's my birthday!! Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?!? And you like me so much, you decided to throw me a surprise party!
That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.
You girls are the best friends ever! How could I have ever doubted you?
Twilight
It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.
RRainbow
I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.
Twilight
Huh?
Rainbow: You don't wanna know.
Twilight
Well, it can't get any worse...
[Fluttershy suddenly bursts through the door. A large number of animals from outside start rushing in]
[agitated and livid] You're... going to LOVE ME!!
[All the other ponies start to flee, while Twilight is dumbfounded by the scene]
[Discord, a animal mixed-up dragon, appears before the Mane 6 after taking their wings and horns away]
You should see the looks on your faces! Priceless!
Twilight
Give us our wings and horns back!
You'll get them back in good time. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, this is the first rule of our game: No flying and no magic.
The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over and I win. Good luck, everypony! [disappears]
CFCorrupted Fluttershy
[sarcastically] Hey Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless?
Twilight
Fluttershy, I've had just about enough of... [Fluttershy dumps a bucket of water on her head]
CFCorrupted Fluttershy
Your face! [slams the bucket on Twilight's head]
Twilight
I can't see! Where is everypony?
Twilight
See, girls? We did it! We found the Elements of Harmony! Together! [Corrupted Applejack yawns] You don't even care, do you?
TSTwilight's Corrupted Friends
No.
Twilight
[sighs, sadly] l never thought it would happen. My friends... [suddenly angry] have turned into complete jerks! [Quickly uses her magic to place the Elements on the ponies' neck] Necklace, necklace, necklace, necklace, and... [Puts on her Crown of Magic] big crown thingy. Come on, everypony, let's go!
But, Twilight, aren't you missing somepony?
Twilight
Nope. We got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute, that just about covers it.
But what about Rainbow Dash?
[Twilight puts Rainbow Dash's Element of Loyalty charm on Spike]
Twilight
[sarcastically] Congratulations Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash. Now let's go!
[laughs as he holds a glass under a cloud raining chocolate milk, which fills in reverse] Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing!
TTwilight
Not as wonderful as friendship!
Ugh, this again? [drinks the glass from the chocolate milk, and throws the milk away, where it explodes]
That's right. You couldn't break apart our friendship for long.
Oh, Applejack, don't lie to me. I'm the one who made you a liar. Will you ever learn?
I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord: We've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for!
Twilight
Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack...
I don't have any issues with Applejack.
Twilight
You don't?! Then, why are you destroying her property?
Because she asked me to. Right, Applejack?
[in a ditch; puts on a helmet] Yes, ma'am! I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first! [laughs] Now get back to it, R.D.!
You got it, boss! [rockets up into the air]
[to Twilight] I'd take cover if I were you.
[Twilight yelps and joins Applejack in the ditch; Rainbow Dash finishes off the barn in a huge, multi-colored "mushroom cloud" explosion]
Twilight
[popping out of a ball the Crusaders were playing with, with a demented expression on her face] HI, GIRLS!
Uh.. Hi, Twilight! How're ya doing?
Twilight
Oh great. Just great! You look like you're doing great too. Obviously don't need the help of another good friend! [gets out an old looking doll] This, is Smarty Pants; she was mine I when I was your age, and now I want to give it to you!
[unsure] Uhh, she's great.
[unsure] I really like her ... mane?
Twilight
She even comes with her own notebook and quill, for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!
[Scootaloo and Apple Bloom nudge Sweetie Belle]
I really like her ... mane?
Twilight
I hope the fact that there are three of you and only one of her doesn't become a problem! I'd hate to cause a rift between such gooooood friends!
[Scootaloo twirls a hoof around her head; a "cuckoo clock" sound is heard]
[Pinkie, dressed as a chicken, has visited Twilight's house expecting candy for Nightmare Night]
Ba-kaw! Enough chit-chat! Time is candy!
Twilight
Pinkie, aren't you a little old for this?
Too old for free candy?! [squawks] Never!
[Twilight rolls her eyes and levitates a candy into Pinkie's bag]
Twilight
Princess Luna? Hi, my name is-
Star Swirl the Bearded. Commendable costume! Thou even got the bells right...
Twilight
Thank you, finally! Somepony who gets my costume! You kinda sound like you're yelling at me.
But this is the traditional royal Canterlot voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal "we", and to use [louder and echoed] This much volume when addressing our subjects!
Twilight
Don't worry, Princess. Fluttershy can give you some great pointers. She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice. [knocks on door]
[loudly and echoed] Go away! No candy here! Visitors are not welcome on Nightmare Night!
Twilight
[nervous laughter] Fluttershy, it's me, Twilight!
It is you. Oh, and Nightmare Moon. [gasp] Nightmare Moon?! Aaah! [slams the door]
Twilight
[another nervous laughter] Wait right here.
[various noises]
Twilight
Fluttershy... you remember Princess Luna?
[booming voice throughout the scene] Charmed.
[Fluttershy zooms away in fear, but Twilight levitates her back]
Twilight Sparkle hath spoken of the sweetness of thy voice. We ask thou teachest to us to speak as thou speakest.
Shall we mimic thy voice?
[hurriedly] Perfect, lesson over!
[Fluttershy zooms away but Twilight slams the door on her]
Twilight
A little quieter, princess.
[booming voice] How is... [loud voice] this?
Twilight
Better. Right, Fluttershy?
[nervous, dazed laughter] Yes...
[loud voice] How... about... now?
Twilight
Now you're getting it.
[normal voice] And... how about now?
Twilight
Yes! Well done.
[booming voice] I thank thee, deer Fluttershy! Our normal speaking voice shall surely win us the hearts of thy fellow villagers!
Twilight
Princess, remember! Watch the screaming!
[Booming voice] No, Twilight Sparkle! We must use the traditional royal Canterlot voice for what we are about to say!
[Twilight looks on in disbelief.]
[Booming voice] Since you choose to fear your princess rather than love her, and dishonor her with this insulting celebration, we decree that Nightmare Night shall be canceled! FOREVER!!!
[The entire crowd is shocked, so is Twilight.]
Twilight
So, why do you keep running away and screaming?
Sometimes, it's just really fun to be scared!
Twilight
Fun? [pauses] Pinkie, you're a genius!
No I'm not, I'm a chicken! Baw-gaak!
Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet. Speed, agility, guts, style. Coolness. Awesomeness. And radicalness.
Twilight
Aren't those all the same thing?
You would think that, Twilight. [starts patting her head] And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet. [dashes off]
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