Rainbow Dash quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rainbow Dash

[reading] "Make sure they get their naps". "Eat only soft foods". "Careful when dancing"? "Don't get too excited"? Seriously?!

Applejack

And don't let 'em out of your sight. Ever.

Rainbow Dash

Wait. Then how am I supposed to go on the roller coaster?

Applejack

You'll find time. And you might even learn a thing or two about havin' a good time from these old gals.

Apple Rose

You know, this hot air balloon ride reminds me of the time I climbed a tree. Have I ever told you that story?

Auntie Applesauce

Only about a million times.

Apple Rose

Huh? What did you say?

Rainbow Dash

[echoing] They said they've heard the tree story!

Apple Rose

Oh, you wanna hear the tree story? Okay.

Here we go again.

Auntie Applesauce

Sugarcube, we never miss your show.

Fabulous. We'll save a spot for you on stage.

And in our hearts.

Rainbow Dash

So gross.

Rainbow Dash

I'm sorry I misjudged you for being older ponies. You mares are actually pretty cool.

Granny Smith

Rainbow Dash?

Rainbow Dash

Yeah, Granny?

Granny Smith

The gals and I have been talking, and, well... We think you're a hoot after all! We'd like to invite you to become a permanent member of the Gold Horseshoe Gals!

Ocellus

Um, professors? I'm a little confused about teamwork now.

Rainbow Dash

That's because you need a different teacher.

Rainbow Dash

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Harder! Put your backs into it, newbies!

Applejack

Stroooooke... Stroooooke... Stroooooke... Slower... Focus on your paddle technique, y'all.

Silverstream

Woo-hoo! We're really going now!

Smolder

So... when do we get to the part when we move?

Twilight Sparkle

You're not teaching teamwork! You're competing with each other! I thought you were past that!

Rainbow Dash

We are! Mostly.

Rainbow Dash

I never told that story to my students before. Scootaloo!

Scootaloo

[laughs nervously] Never met her.

Applejack

They're honorary diplomas, making y'all official graduates of this here school.

You've more than earned them.

Rainbow Dash

Without even having to study!

[chanting] We are graduates! We are graduates! We are graduates!

Twilight Sparkle

Get ready for fun!

Rainbow Dash

Are we talking fun fun, or learning pretending to be fun?

Twilight Sparkle

Both!

Twilight Sparkle

Of course I care about Fluttershy!

Pinkie Pie

Then you've got a super weird way of showing it!

W-What in Equestria's going on here?

Pinkie Pie

Twilight is so into her "retreat" that she doesn't even care if her friends are upset! She just wants us to "Stay. On. Schedule"!

Twilight Sparkle

Well, I'm sorry, Pinkie, if I knew you thought this was a "boring, lame, no-fun retreat", I wouldn't have invited you in the first place!

Pinkie Pie

I never said that!!

Applejack

Sorry, y'all. We would've been here sooner, but we had to take the long way after Rarity ran off with all my stuff.

Wha—?! I most certainly did not!

Applejack

What?! You know I ain't no liar! [to Starlight Glimmer] Where's all your gear?

Starlight Glimmer

Why? So you can laugh at me some more?!

Rainbow Dash

Hey, hey, we're all friends here!

Fluttershy

Friends?! You left me alone in the woods! [sobs]

Twilight Sparkle

EVERYPONY, QUIET!!!

Twilight Sparkle

Listen. We know each other really well — the great stuff and how to get on each other's nerves, too. I wanted a fun trip with my friends, but instead I got carried away with plans and ruined everything. If you want to forget it all and head home, I won’t be offended. I just want us to stop fighting.

Applejack

[to Starlight Glimmer] Hey, sorry if I got carried away with all that camping stuff.

Starlight Glimmer

I'm sorry, too. I should've just told you I'll never like camping. Also, I'll never like camping.

Well, if we're all being honest, I can't survive with just this tiny yet fashionable little saddlebag! I miss my things!

A glamour spell on our cutie marks?

Rainbow Dash

A fake summons from the map?

Pinkie Pie

Hey, at least we got to go spelunking in that really creepy cave with all those eyeless worm creatures chasing us.

Rainbow Dash

One of you must have done this! But... why would any of you want to sabotage Hearth's Warming Eve?

[muttering nervously]

Yona

Ugh! Yak not do this! Yona offended by accusation!

Twilight Sparkle

The guilty party won't be going home over Hearth's Warming break. She or he will stay here for some one-on-one friendship lessons.

Silverstream

But what if none of us confesses?

Twilight Sparkle

Then... [sighs] I guess there's no holidays for any creature. You'll all stay over the break.

Gallus

Don't worry. You won't have to tell our teachers. I will.

Twilight Sparkle

You don't have to. We already know.

Rainbow Dash

We kinda guessed it was you.

Rainbow Dash

Rarity! Are you even paying attention?!

What? Oh! I mean, of course! Uh, I held my bucket and everything!

Rainbow Dash

But you have to catch the ball!

Really? Well, that sounds dangerous.