Scenes with Rainbow Dash 150
Rainbow Dash So I may have switched all the Filly Guide cookies for joke cookies that were supposed to make ponies' mouths rainbow but somehow turned everypony into mindless cookie-eating zombies instead! I figure we just hide out here until the effects wear off, and as long as nopony else eats the cookies, we'll be fine.
That's lovely, darling, except for one thing... [droning] We've already eaten theeeeeeeeeemmmmm...
[droning] Looks like your prank up and backfiiiirrrrreeeeed...
Rainbow Dash Please! Stop! I never meant for this to happen! It was just a harmless prank! It was supposed to be funny! But this isn't funny at all!
Rainbow Dash You can't just go around—
—pranking whoever you feel like?
Without thinking about how it might make them feel?
Or if they'd even enjoy it?
Rainbow Dash Yeah! [beat] Ohhh. I see what you did there.
We should just close the door and let them finish... whatever this... is.
Rainbow Dash No way! Did you see Big Mac's sword? I totally want in!
Yeah! I don't know what it is, but it looks like super duper fun!
PR Pinkie and Rainbow Dash
Guys' night!
Rainbow Dash Between Applejack and me, we've got two-thirds of a team. All we need is a unicorn. That's where you two come in.
[whispering loudly to Fluttershy] Uh... they know we're not unicorns, right?
Rainbow Dash Uh, obviously. You're going to be on my team, and Fluttershy is going to be on Applejack's team.
We'll play against each other along with whatever unicorns want to try out until we find the best one.
Ohhhh! Phew! That's a relief because I left my unicorn costume at home! That's "uncredible"! Unbelievable and incredible? [scoffs] Come on!
Cogeria... persuadere... fiducia... hmm. Ah! Of course! Fiducia Compelus needs a trigger. [amplified] Ponies! Hear my voice and listen! Pinkie, kitchen. Rarity, Applejack, library. Fluttershy, stay here. Rainbow Dash, find somewhere inside the castle and set up a place where we can chillax.
RD Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie
[overlapped agreement]
[mechanically, muffled] It was the best of apples, it was the worst of apples...
[exhales] I can handle this. It's just magic, and I know magic. What's that?!
[mechanically] The cakes are burning. You left the ovens on.
Rainbow Dash [mechanically] Yes, Starlight.
Sun – check. Chairs – check. And thanks to a simple Catadupa Levitata spell, we've got water. Is that everything we need to chillax?
Rainbow Dash Nope.
Rainbow Dash Quiet.
Great job, Starlight. Looks like you've completed another friendship lesson. [sighs]
Rainbow Dash Hey! She completes the lesson when I say she completes it. So less learning and more chillaxing!
So... how long do we sit quietly?
Rainbow Dash Cool. What's the bad news?
Well, It's not exactly bad news.
Rainbow Dash [groans] I was just there!
This happened while we were gone?
Wow, those are all the places we went when we left to save Equestria!
Ugh, there's that horrid town where we were almost sold!
Rainbow Dash The pirates! They were pretty awesome! Uh, once they decided not to throw us overboard.
And Mount Aris! Ooh, Starlight, did you know we made seashell necklaces for allllll [inhales] lllllll the sea ponies?
I— you— really? What about that unicorn, the one who attacked Canterlot?
Tempest! I invited her to come to Ponyville, but she wanted to spread the word of the Storm King's defeat, and share what she learned about friendship.
Y'all think that's why the map grew? Friendship quests beyond Equestria?
I hope not. I've had quite enough life-threatening adventures, thank you very much.
How many friendship quests do you think we need to go on before we have to expand the throne room?
We can't do it all alone.
Sure, we can! We just need to knock this wall down, get some paint...
Rainbow Dash It's too much. Too much!
Ugh, you think so? I had hoped dressing the part would make me feel the part!
Rainbow Dash Not your dress! This! Us! Teaching?! They're gonna think I'm an egghead!
Guess what? The School of Friendship is back in business!
Rainbow Dash What?!
Do we still get to guess?
[snooty voice] Ugh, honestly! These small town ponies come to the big city and think they can behave any way they please!
Rainbow Dash What?! You are a small-town pony! And your cottage isn't even in the town!
I'd definitely rather be myself anyway, even if I don't exactly have what it takes to be a shop pony.
I wouldn't sell yourself short. Those sales pony characters all came from you!
Rainbow Dash Yeah! I think you totally have what it takes.
Rainbow Dash It's the coolest ride ever to exist in the history of Equestria!
So, when did you ride it?
Rainbow Dash Oh. [laughs] I haven't.
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Rainbow Dash
