Auntie Applesauce quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Granny Smith

How long you had those new chompers, Auntie Applesauce?

Auntie Applesauce

A lady never reveals the age of her teeth.

Apple Rose

[rolling her eyes] Ugh...

Auntie Applesauce

Don’t you roll your eyes at me, Miss Apple Rose! I imagine you two think I have forgotten what you did to my parasol six reunions ago?

Granny Smith

[giggles] We were just usin’ it to help break open that piñata.

Apple Rose

You know, this hot air balloon ride reminds me of the time I climbed a tree. Have I ever told you that story?

Auntie Applesauce

Only about a million times.

Apple Rose

Huh? What did you say?

Rainbow Dash

[echoing] They said they've heard the tree story!

Apple Rose

Oh, you wanna hear the tree story? Okay.

Here we go again.

Auntie Applesauce

Oh, my. You are a strong pony. Aren't you, sugar hocks?

[gulps]

Auntie Applesauce

I think he was sweet on me. Maybe I should ask him to accompany me to the magic show tonight.

Granny Smith

Ha-ha! You sure your name's not Applesaucey?

Auntie Applesauce

Sugarcube, we never miss your show.

Fabulous. We'll save a spot for you on stage.

And in our hearts.

Rainbow Dash

So gross.