Mr. Mandrill quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

Lyon! Are you planning on making us lose the district physical fit test?!

Sorry, Coach Gills. I didn't eat lunch, so I'm feeling kind of lightheaded.

[screams] Lightheaded?! The kid's over exerted! [takes out a megaphone] CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!

So, you're lightheaded, eh?

Yeah, I forgot my lunch today and-

[screams] The kid's got an eating disorder! Code blue! Code blue!

So, Adam, what's this about you refusing to eat the cafeteria food? Let's rap about that.

I'm just not gonna eat twigs and bugs for lunch.

[screams] He's on a hunger strike! Code blue! Code blue!

I hear you're refusing to eat the cafeteria food, unless we add something that's fit for human consumption.

I don't wanna cause any trouble. I just wanna be able to eat something at lunch.

He's gonna sue! Give him whatever he wants! Code blue! Code blue!

[raises up his hand] Coach Gills, I got a question.

Yes, Carl, what is it?

Dummy says, "what?"

What?

Dummy.

Anyhow, Mr. Mandrill's going to speak to you about knowing your mortal enemies. Mortal enemies? You mean like, teachers and students?

Uh, not quite.

Wait! I didn't come here today to talk about circus elephants or salted peanuts. I came here 'cause ever since my day with Mrs. Warthog ended, I felt a profound lack of purpose in my life.

Wow. Good self-diagnosis. Very good. Yes, yes, yes. Say, why don't you stick around and learn to be a guidance counselor, like me?