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Hey, dudes! This is my new bud, Carl.
Hey, Carl.
What's up?
[Slips and Carl look at each other for a second, and start laughing hysterically, and they walk inside the school]
Dude, did you see Jake and Adam when I was like, "Hey, dudes." Adam's like, "Hey, Carl."
Yeah, and Jake's all like, "What's up?"
Looks like Slips has found a new friend.
Yeah. And he's all like, "weird."
[raises up his hand] Coach Gills, I got a question.
Yes, Carl, what is it?
Dummy says, "what?"
What?
[Slips and Carl both laugh hysterically over the joke]
Dummy.
Anyhow, Mr. Mandrill's going to speak to you about knowing your mortal enemies. Mortal enemies? You mean like, teachers and students?
Uh, not quite.
[Adam and Jake tie up both Slips and Carl to chairs as Jake rips the taped piece off of Slips' mouth, causing him to yelp in pain, and does the same to Carl, and they both growl at each other]
Knock it off, you two. Do you guys realize how ridiculous you're acting with this mortal-enemy stuff?
Well, he's a mongoose.
And he's a snake.
And this is nature.
And did that mean anything to you two before Mr. Mandrill pointed it out? No! You were really good friends. Now, I'm gonna undo the ropes, and I want you both to make up and be friends again.
I won't do it!
Me neither.
[hopping in] And that's just fine.
What?
Mr. Lyon, your intentions, as honorable yet entirely contrary to animal nature as they might be, are completely pointless. [to Carl] Mr. Mongoose, your parents are waiting for you in my office. They're withdrawing you from our little slice of heaven and enrolling you in a private all-mongoose academy.
Why?
The usual reason-- to show off their cash. Release them, Mr. Lyon.
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