Henry quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

Henry

This song is my soul. I hope you like it. [inhales] OOOH! [sings] ♫ I'm a friendly armadillo / I'm a gently pussy willow / Fear's my one peccadillo / I mastered the barbecue grill-o ♫

Henry

[falls to the ground, rolled up] Hey, Adam. You can hang out with me. [uncurls himself] I could you show you my superfluous toenail. No one ever sees that. [lifts up his fur, revealing an extra toenail growing on his right leg]

Henry

Me, um...line.

Jungle Guy.

Henry

Jungle Guy. You...um...line.

Next!

Henry

Next! Line.

Next!

Henry

Next!

Next!!!

Henry

Next!!!

Get off the stage, you idiot!

Henry

OOOH! [singing while taking a shower] ♫ I'm a friendly armadillo / I'm a gentle pussy willow…♫ [notices Jake peeking from behind the curtains when he heard him; screams] Jake, what are you doing?!

That is the best Bari-Falset-Alto-Ano…you sing good! I want to enter you in the school talent show. What's your name, kid?

Henry

Well, it's Henry, Jake. You know that.

Well, Henrietta, I'm going to make you a star.

Henry

It's Henry. I'm a boy.

Well, if you say so. [closes the curtain]

I say, good fellow. Would you be so kind as to lift me to my locker latch?

Henry

Not at all, James.

Um, Principal Pixiefrog? Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?

Raining on parades again, Mr. Lyon? Well, let me- wait a minute. Who said that?

I did. See, when Adam became the new Mrs. Warthog, I became the new Adam, Windsor became the new me, Lupe became the new Windsor, Slips became the new Lupe… [45 Minutes Later…] And then Ingrid became the new Mr. Blowhole, and Henry became the new Ingrid.

Henry

[walking by on tall stilts] I never could've imagined the view from up here.

So, Henry, what are you crying about today?

Henry

[sadly sniffling; wipes his nose] Well, fellas, I'm feeling about as low as a legless snake.

Whoa!

Henry

[hops onto the table] When I first came to CDMS, I didn't know if I was ever gonna fit in. I felt about as out of place as a blind jackrabbit on a zamboni.

[driving by on a zamboni] I'm quite comfortable, thank you.

Henry

But thanks to you fellas, CDMS almost became my home. That's why it's gonna be so hard to go back to my old school. Ye-e-e-e-s, sir, my time here is up. So, I'm headin' back to my home in Greenland.

Henry, I didn't know you were an exchange student.

Henry

That's right. But don't be too sad when I leave.

Henry

[walking by, carrying his suitcases] Well, see y'all later. I'm off like a herd of turtles to Greenland.

Did you just say "going to Greenland?"

Henry

Yes, ma'am, I did.

But we've been so nice to you. We even threw you a party. True, it showed how little we actually know about you, but still, we tried.

Henry

That's just it, y'all. I ain't used to this sort of treatment. Y'all being so nice to me, well, it's sort of freaking me out.

You mean, we've been suppressing our hostility for nothing?

Henry

Well, you see, negative attention's the way to my heart.

You want negative attention, we'll give you negative attention. GET HIM!

Ooh! Sweet sweater, Bull. Too bad that title's already been claimed.

Bull

What are you talking about?

Well, according to him, he's number one.

Bull

Oh, we'll see about this! [walks over to him] Armadillo! There's only room for one #1 Grandson in this school, and that one is me!

Henry

[defensively] Nobody says I ain't #1.

Bull

Well, if you're so tough, then prove it!

Henry

All right, you asked for it. [he and Bull start to face off] I clip my nana's claws every night.

Bull

I floss my nana's jaws every night.

Henry

When my nana lost a bowling ball, I rolled up and let her bowl me.

Bull

I swim at her bingo every Wednesday.

Henry

Well, I lick up all her ants for her supper.

Bull

Well, I chew all her chums for her! [Henry gasps] And if it weren't chewed enough, she spits it out, and I chew it again! [Henry gets knocked out and falls to the floor on his back] Looks like you lose, Armadillo.

Henry

[sitting up] Not so fast!

Bull

And why's that?

Henry

Because every morning, I go to my nana's house. Game over.

Bull

Big deal, I go to mine every morning too!

Henry

But when you're there, do you give yours a sponge bath?