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In 4 of the 90 quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Most scenes with: Adam (4), Phineas (3), Marvin (2)
Scenes with Alyosius 4
All right, everyone, who is ready to learn? [the Spiffies take their seats] When we left off yesterday, we had discovered three other ways Gillian could have easily gotten off the island.
[The class is then interrupted by Jake bursting in through the classroom door window, tightly hugging a marquee, and Adam barges in and closes the door behind him]
AAlyosius
Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
We're goners, Jake! You know he loves that marquee! We gotta get rid of it!
I will not! We're in love.
[barges in the classroom] STOP!!!
What's the meaning of this, Pixiefrog? I was promised complete autonomy.
Mr. Spidermonkey has my marquee post!
That monkey's always being disruptive, usually with his butt. If only there was something I could do to stop him. If only there was a way. [starts daydreaming in a medieval world]
♫ The knights moved through the murky bog to see the warthog fair / The bog beast who patrols the muck will make things mighty hair…y ♫
AAlyosius
AAH! You hear that?! A bog beast!
There's no such thing as a bog beast. That's just a myth perpetuated by Adam and his stupid lute. Well, believe me, if there was a bog beast, he'd be no match for me.
[Bull rises from the bog, portrayed as a one-eyed bog beast]
AAlyosius
BOG SHARKOWSKI!
A real myth! The bog beast!
AAlyosius
Well, the general thinking is that you take the two things there and manipulate them to propel the craft.
Yes, yes. I do believe you're right.
You mean to tell me none of you have ever been in a boat, before?
AAlyosius
I have a rowing allergy.
NNestor
Water chafes my rumpus.
Daniel, you live in the water. Surely, you must know something about boats.
DDaniel
Nope, I can't ride in boats because of my allergies, and I get seasick easily, which is why my mother and father can't ever take vacations, because of me.
♫ The knights sailed off to flee the bog, way out into the sea / Beware the calls of sirens' songs, or dead we all shall be ♫
[looks through his telescope and sees sirens, sitting on rocks, vocalizing] Slap my trapezoid! It's sirens! They're trying to lure us with their songs so we'll crash into the rocks! Turn, jester, turn!
[monotoned] Can't…resist. Must…speak…sporadically.
AAlyosius
Sweet isosceles! We're doomed! I think I need… my siren repellent! [uses his inhaler to blow puff clouds at the sirens, causing them to retreat, diving back into the ocean]
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My Gym Partner's a Monkey · 90 quotes
