Phineas quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

[to the viewers] Well, a boy can always dream.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm thinking I aced that bad boy.

What?! Didn't I tell you not to the questions right, or you'd end up with… [covers his mouth] The Spiffies?

The Spiffies are the smartest kids in school, fool.

Eh, a bunch of dorks.

Jake, just because they're smart, doesn't mean they're… [cut to him in Mr. Blowhole's class, sitting with the Spiffies] Dorks? [The Spiffies laugh and snort] Although, I could be wrong about that.

Please welcome our newest overachiever, Adam Lyon.

Excuse me, Mr. Blowhole. But I think might being here is a big mistake.

You, think? You don't look capable of it.

Looks like that cheesy snow globe is good as mine! [Adam jumps onto him and gets into a catfight with him as he caught him cheating] What are you doing you silly, stinking, hairless head?! Get off of me!

You big cheater! Using those special glasses!

Are you insane?

Alien threat? What alien threat?

Yeah, if there was an alien threat, we'd know about before you.

Yes, we haven't noticed anything strange.

I catapulted your fortress, Daniel. 3,000 points, officially making me the new master of attack.

All hail attack master Marvin.

Um, look, we're under attack in the real world, so can we borrow your destabilized particle laser ionizer cannon or not?

No! [gets pelted in the face by a banana peel] Who threw that?! Might it be you, attack master Marvin?

Oh, gosh. It wasn't me, sir. I'm allergic to fruit.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Well, bananas don't just fall out of the sky, unless…

Aliens!

Told you.

[noticing a rope and sign] What's this say? [reads the sign] "Stand in circle on floor to get your collectible diecast prisons and lizards figurine." [steps into the circle; to the viewers] Well, I had this situation read all wrong. [Bull reels him in] Bull, what's the meaning of this?! You got my glasses all wet! How cliché.

Bull

Yeah?! And I'll get 'em all dry too if you don't shut your blowhole!

Remember, your breathing must remain steady or the mechanism will fail. You must not, and I cannot foreshadow this enough, breathe too heavily.

Bull

[shoves him over] Out of the way, foreshadow boy!

All right, everyone, who is ready to learn? [the Spiffies take their seats] When we left off yesterday, we had discovered three other ways Gillian could have easily gotten off the island.

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

We're goners, Jake! You know he loves that marquee! We gotta get rid of it!

I will not! We're in love.

[barges in the classroom] STOP!!!

What's the meaning of this, Pixiefrog? I was promised complete autonomy.

Mr. Spidermonkey has my marquee post!

That monkey's always being disruptive, usually with his butt. If only there was something I could do to stop him. If only there was a way. [starts daydreaming in a medieval world]

These guys even daydream in nerd.

Your Highness, we are the Knights of the Multiplication Table! We've come seeking adventure.

And girls.

♫ The knights moved through the murky bog to see the warthog fair / The bog beast who patrols the muck will make things mighty hair…y ♫

AAH! You hear that?! A bog beast!

There's no such thing as a bog beast. That's just a myth perpetuated by Adam and his stupid lute. Well, believe me, if there was a bog beast, he'd be no match for me.

BOG SHARKOWSKI!

A real myth! The bog beast!

Well, the general thinking is that you take the two things there and manipulate them to propel the craft.

Yes, yes. I do believe you're right.

You mean to tell me none of you have ever been in a boat, before?

No, too competitive.

Too risky.

I have a rowing allergy.

Water chafes my rumpus.

Y equals MC squared.

Daniel, you live in the water. Surely, you must know something about boats.

Nope, I can't ride in boats because of my allergies, and I get seasick easily, which is why my mother and father can't ever take vacations, because of me.