A character in My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Mr. Hornbill
My Gym Partner's a Monkey · 90 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in My Gym Partner's a Monkey: in 6 of its 90 quotes
Most scenes with: Adam (2)
(explaining an assignment involving eggs) Any questions? [a girl Badger happily raises her hand.] No, Lacey, you may not eat the eggs. [Her hand goes down after turning Her smile into a frown]
[to his reflection in the boys' bathroom] Okay, Cyrus. Act casual. It's no big deal. Happens to rhinos all the time. Maybe no one will even notice.
Which reptile has poor eyesight?
Snakes!
Correct, Ingrid. Here's your treat.
[Slips puts glasses on]
Which reptile has no ears?
Snakes!
Correct again.
[Slips's glasses fall]
All right, listen up, munchkins. My name's Ted, and your names don't matter, so put your empty heads down and shut your yaps while us grown-ups talk business. [points to Donald Deer] You!
[confused] Huh?
Yes, you! Quiet down over there before I take those antlers and mount them on the wall!
[A little later in Principal Pixiefrog's office…]
[sobbing] It was horrible! He threatened to mount my antlers on a wall! He's so insensitive!
Let me give you the straight poop, swampy. I'm an oxpecker, see, and this piece of roadkill over here has obviously never seen a personality before. He must be having some sort of allergic reaction.
[laughs] Well, the boy is a bit tedious, isn't he?
[Donald bawls and runs out of the office]
Wait, Donald! I'm-- We're terribly sorry, P.F. Uh, Ted understands if he has to go now.
Nonsense. He's a fresh, new voice here at Charles Darwin Middle School.
Please begin your report, Mr. Lyon.
"In 1973, a 783-ton oil tanker crashed…" [getting interrupted by Rufus' laughter; trying to concentrate] "…into an iceberg, killing 1.6 million live animals…" [Rufus continues laughing; snapping agitatedly] YOU THINK THIS IS REALLY FUNNY, HUH, RUFUS?!
What's with Mr. Hornbill today?
He's a bit shaky from giving up his daily cup of hot brewed swamp water.
No talking in class!
Sorry, Mr. Horn--
No apologizing! Detention!
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