Slips quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

Sorry, Adam. That skunk-o-gram was meant for me. Carl, you diabolical scoundrel!

Slips! Will you stop that incessant scratching and return to your seat?!

Yes, ma'am. [sadly returns to his desk]

Their love is a sight to behold.

And it's so quiet since Lupe stopped screaming all the time.

Ingrid

Adam, you're like some kind of matchmaking genius for setting them up.

Uh…I didn't really set them up.

So this is where it all ends? If I had known I was headed for a premature demise, I'd have eaten more butter.

Ingrid

I'd have spent more time apologizing for things I didn't do.

I'd have eaten more butter.

Hey, that was mine.

Ingrid

I'm sorry!

Give it up, Rick, or we'll decelerate your particles back to Venus or Mars.

Or Mercury or Saturn, or any of the planets named on this detergent box.

Except for the planet that must not be named.

Ingrid

You mean, Jupiter?

Hey, dudes! This is my new bud, Carl.

Hey, Carl.

What's up?

Dude, did you see Jake and Adam when I was like, "Hey, dudes." Adam's like, "Hey, Carl."

Yeah, and Jake's all like, "What's up?"

Looks like Slips has found a new friend.

Yeah. And he's all like, "weird."

Knock it off, you two. Do you guys realize how ridiculous you're acting with this mortal-enemy stuff?

Well, he's a mongoose.

And he's a snake.

And this is nature.

And did that mean anything to you two before Mr. Mandrill pointed it out? No! You were really good friends. Now, I'm gonna undo the ropes, and I want you both to make up and be friends again.

I won't do it!

Me neither.

[hopping in] And that's just fine.

What?

Mr. Lyon, your intentions, as honorable yet entirely contrary to animal nature as they might be, are completely pointless. [to Carl] Mr. Mongoose, your parents are waiting for you in my office. They're withdrawing you from our little slice of heaven and enrolling you in a private all-mongoose academy.

Why?

The usual reason-- to show off their cash. Release them, Mr. Lyon.

Wait! I didn't come here today to talk about circus elephants or salted peanuts. I came here 'cause ever since my day with Mrs. Warthog ended, I felt a profound lack of purpose in my life.

Wow. Good self-diagnosis. Very good. Yes, yes, yes. Say, why don't you stick around and learn to be a guidance counselor, like me?

So, Henry, what are you crying about today?

Henry

[sadly sniffling; wipes his nose] Well, fellas, I'm feeling about as low as a legless snake.

Whoa!

Henry

[hops onto the table] When I first came to CDMS, I didn't know if I was ever gonna fit in. I felt about as out of place as a blind jackrabbit on a zamboni.

[driving by on a zamboni] I'm quite comfortable, thank you.

Henry

But thanks to you fellas, CDMS almost became my home. That's why it's gonna be so hard to go back to my old school. Ye-e-e-e-s, sir, my time here is up. So, I'm headin' back to my home in Greenland.

Henry, I didn't know you were an exchange student.

Henry

That's right. But don't be too sad when I leave.