Ingrid quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

Which reptile has poor eyesight?

Ingrid

Snakes!

Correct, Ingrid. Here's your treat.

Which reptile has no ears?

Ingrid

Snakes!

Correct again.

Hey Ingrid, nice glitter.

Ingrid

Thanks. It's actually embedded in my corneas.

[sighs] Boys are more trouble than they're worth, aren't they?

Uh-huh! You said it, sister! Come on, girlfriends. Let's dance!!!

Ingrid

[trying to comfort Lupe] Lupe, that vulture wasn't good enough for you. Plus, he stank like old meat.

I loved that musky stench! THANKS FOR THROWING SALT IN MY FRESH AND GAPING WOUNDS, INGRID! [flies away]

Ingrid

Salt's very antibacterial.

Pretty bird!

Pretty monkey!

Pretty stupid.

I'LL NEVER KNOW LOVE, AGAIN! [smashes into the locker and slides down onto the floor]

Whoa, Lupe, you've really hit the wall.

Yes. Yes, I have.

Their love is a sight to behold.

And it's so quiet since Lupe stopped screaming all the time.

Ingrid

Adam, you're like some kind of matchmaking genius for setting them up.

Uh…I didn't really set them up.

So this is where it all ends? If I had known I was headed for a premature demise, I'd have eaten more butter.

Ingrid

I'd have spent more time apologizing for things I didn't do.

I'd have eaten more butter.

Hey, that was mine.

Ingrid

I'm sorry!

Give it up, Rick, or we'll decelerate your particles back to Venus or Mars.

Or Mercury or Saturn, or any of the planets named on this detergent box.

Except for the planet that must not be named.

Ingrid

You mean, Jupiter?