Bull quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

[noticing a rope and sign] What's this say? [reads the sign] "Stand in circle on floor to get your collectible diecast prisons and lizards figurine." [steps into the circle; to the viewers] Well, I had this situation read all wrong. [Bull reels him in] Bull, what's the meaning of this?! You got my glasses all wet! How cliché.

Bull

Yeah?! And I'll get 'em all dry too if you don't shut your blowhole!

Remember, your breathing must remain steady or the mechanism will fail. You must not, and I cannot foreshadow this enough, breathe too heavily.

Bull

[shoves him over] Out of the way, foreshadow boy!

Ooh! Sweet sweater, Bull. Too bad that title's already been claimed.

Bull

What are you talking about?

Well, according to him, he's number one.

Bull

Oh, we'll see about this! [walks over to him] Armadillo! There's only room for one #1 Grandson in this school, and that one is me!

Henry

[defensively] Nobody says I ain't #1.

Bull

Well, if you're so tough, then prove it!

Henry

All right, you asked for it. [he and Bull start to face off] I clip my nana's claws every night.

Bull

I floss my nana's jaws every night.

Henry

When my nana lost a bowling ball, I rolled up and let her bowl me.

Bull

I swim at her bingo every Wednesday.

Henry

Well, I lick up all her ants for her supper.

Bull

Well, I chew all her chums for her! [Henry gasps] And if it weren't chewed enough, she spits it out, and I chew it again! [Henry gets knocked out and falls to the floor on his back] Looks like you lose, Armadillo.

Henry

[sitting up] Not so fast!

Bull

And why's that?

Henry

Because every morning, I go to my nana's house. Game over.

Bull

Big deal, I go to mine every morning too!

Henry

But when you're there, do you give yours a sponge bath?