Windsor quotes from My Gym Partner's a Monkey

Hey, guys. What's going on? [notices Jake's bubble gum act] What are you doing, Jake?

Practicing my act for the talent show.

Uh, Jake, didn't you get banned from the talent show for what you did last year?

[offended as the bubble gum bubbles pop from his ears] Thanks for bursting my bubble by bringing that up, Windsor.

What happened last year?

Let's just say the bubbles came out somewhere else-- somewhere horrible.

Their love is a sight to behold.

And it's so quiet since Lupe stopped screaming all the time.

Ingrid

Adam, you're like some kind of matchmaking genius for setting them up.

Uh…I didn't really set them up.

So this is where it all ends? If I had known I was headed for a premature demise, I'd have eaten more butter.

Ingrid

I'd have spent more time apologizing for things I didn't do.

I'd have eaten more butter.

Hey, that was mine.

Ingrid

I'm sorry!

Alien threat? What alien threat?

Yeah, if there was an alien threat, we'd know about before you.

Yes, we haven't noticed anything strange.

I catapulted your fortress, Daniel. 3,000 points, officially making me the new master of attack.

All hail attack master Marvin.

Um, look, we're under attack in the real world, so can we borrow your destabilized particle laser ionizer cannon or not?

No! [gets pelted in the face by a banana peel] Who threw that?! Might it be you, attack master Marvin?

Oh, gosh. It wasn't me, sir. I'm allergic to fruit.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Well, bananas don't just fall out of the sky, unless…

Aliens!

Told you.

Give it up, Rick, or we'll decelerate your particles back to Venus or Mars.

Or Mercury or Saturn, or any of the planets named on this detergent box.

Except for the planet that must not be named.

Ingrid

You mean, Jupiter?

[enraged about Rufus] I have had it with that laughing… [wipes his face] FREAK! I have never been so humiliated in my… [wipes his face again] LIFE!!

More humiliated than the time you came to school in your underwear?

[dumbfounded] I thought that was a dream.

[chuckles] No, that was real.

That was more humiliating. Anyway, back to Rufus. Rufus doesn't have any taste in comedy! My grandma has better taste in comedy! And what's up with that laugh?! [mocks Rufus' laughter] That's not a real laugh! That's a laugh of a phony! A phona-rific phony! [A sound of a toilet flushing is heard from the stall and he and Jake turn around to see a fully heartbroken Rufus, hearing everything] Hey, Rufus. You're looking pretty flushed. [chuckles nervously; Rufus suddenly bursts into tears, bawling, and runs out of the boys' bathroom] Rufus, wait!

Come here, my sweet. Shh. [hugs and comforts him]

[showing up with Jake] Rufus!

Do you guys realize what you've done? [Jake and Adam both shake their heads no] Hyenas need to laugh, to survive.